Grey V. Buckets
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It was “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” when I clicked it lmao
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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You gotta sign in with Google for the vote to count, it takes like 3 seconds
The AI "competitor" just jumped a bunch of votes. Of course. They're going to try to bot out the last leg of the vote.
We have one day left to put them in the ground.
We have one day left to put them in the ground.
We were in first place in this film award voting.
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
December 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You gotta sign in with Google for the vote to count, it takes like 3 seconds
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daily affirmations:
putting too much garlic in a dish isn't real
putting too much garlic in a dish can't hurt you
the amount of garlic needed for any dish is equivalent to how much you are willing to peel
putting too much garlic in a dish isn't real
putting too much garlic in a dish can't hurt you
the amount of garlic needed for any dish is equivalent to how much you are willing to peel
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
daily affirmations:
putting too much garlic in a dish isn't real
putting too much garlic in a dish can't hurt you
the amount of garlic needed for any dish is equivalent to how much you are willing to peel
putting too much garlic in a dish isn't real
putting too much garlic in a dish can't hurt you
the amount of garlic needed for any dish is equivalent to how much you are willing to peel
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you cannot convince me the robot did not mean to do that
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
you cannot convince me the robot did not mean to do that
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
Wow really fun and cool that no matter how 2016 turned out we would have sent a pedophile to the White House
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Wow really fun and cool that no matter how 2016 turned out we would have sent a pedophile to the White House
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me: how are you?
them: good, how are you?
me, reflexively: great, how are you?
them: my disposition has changed.
them: good, how are you?
me, reflexively: great, how are you?
them: my disposition has changed.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
me: how are you?
them: good, how are you?
me, reflexively: great, how are you?
them: my disposition has changed.
them: good, how are you?
me, reflexively: great, how are you?
them: my disposition has changed.
Wednesday Addams will return in Avengers: Hump Day
Mama Cass will return in Avengers: Monday, Monday
Chris Tucker and Ice Cube will return in Avengers: Friday
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wednesday Addams will return in Avengers: Hump Day
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Scrooge: I'm not afraid of ghosts
[a 20-foot-long insect scuttles through the door, buzzing loudly]
Scrooge: oh jesus, oh fuck, it's the humbug
[a 20-foot-long insect scuttles through the door, buzzing loudly]
Scrooge: oh jesus, oh fuck, it's the humbug
December 17, 2023 at 4:34 AM
Scrooge: I'm not afraid of ghosts
[a 20-foot-long insect scuttles through the door, buzzing loudly]
Scrooge: oh jesus, oh fuck, it's the humbug
[a 20-foot-long insect scuttles through the door, buzzing loudly]
Scrooge: oh jesus, oh fuck, it's the humbug
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please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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I *am* a one issue voter, actually.
My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"
My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I *am* a one issue voter, actually.
My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"
My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"
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Real subtle, Santa. My family's here, can it wait?
December 8, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Real subtle, Santa. My family's here, can it wait?
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welcome to bluesky it’s kinda like this
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
welcome to bluesky it’s kinda like this
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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this would've done better if i'd said "the serif is the penis of the font." you animals
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this would've done better if i'd said "the serif is the penis of the font." you animals
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Why wait to die for your cat to start eating you?
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Why wait to die for your cat to start eating you?
I needed this!
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I needed this!
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The greatest successes come the closest to failure
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The greatest successes come the closest to failure
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future, Part II
Armageddonnie Brasco
Insert a movie into another movie:
Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future, Part II
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
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November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Probably won’t be the floppiest thing she’s seen
Badum-tsh
Badum-tsh
I want this book to flop harder than any book has ever flopped before
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Probably won’t be the floppiest thing she’s seen
Badum-tsh
Badum-tsh