Payakan's Fedaykin
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Everything is 100% everyone’s fault
And 0% my fault
- Wisdom’s Knowledge
And 0% my fault
- Wisdom’s Knowledge
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Everything is 100% everyone’s fault
And 0% my fault
- Wisdom’s Knowledge
And 0% my fault
- Wisdom’s Knowledge
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Unfortunately still in a phase where if the bar cover band plays "Creep" it can completely change the trajectory of my life.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Unfortunately still in a phase where if the bar cover band plays "Creep" it can completely change the trajectory of my life.
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Religious tip ~
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Religious tip ~
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
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eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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“Jeffrey Epstein Was Practicing Pedophilia The Right Way” – Ezra Klein
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Jeffrey Epstein Was Practicing Pedophilia The Right Way” – Ezra Klein
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We have food at home 😂
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We have food at home 😂
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
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You wouldn't last one day in my shoes. They are painfully small. And so, correspondingly, is my penis.
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You wouldn't last one day in my shoes. They are painfully small. And so, correspondingly, is my penis.
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chinese chuds be like "the east has fallen"
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
chinese chuds be like "the east has fallen"
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Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
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The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.
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As an autosexual foot fetishist with no filter, I feel like I’m constantly putting my foot in my mouth
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As an autosexual foot fetishist with no filter, I feel like I’m constantly putting my foot in my mouth
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Ex-Quarterback Mark Sanchez Charged With Felony Battery
https://theonion.com/ex-quarterback-mark-sanchez-charged-with-felony-battery/
https://theonion.com/ex-quarterback-mark-sanchez-charged-with-felony-battery/
October 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ex-Quarterback Mark Sanchez Charged With Felony Battery
https://theonion.com/ex-quarterback-mark-sanchez-charged-with-felony-battery/
https://theonion.com/ex-quarterback-mark-sanchez-charged-with-felony-battery/
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I would’ve had a happy life as a serf but they took that away from us 😤
September 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I would’ve had a happy life as a serf but they took that away from us 😤
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What the F**k.
No clue how I knew to check this... Intuition? 🤔
Grassy Knoll. Ford's Theater. UVU Court Yard. Yup. All 3 aligned on a perfect circle.
How dumb to they think we are?
No clue how I knew to check this... Intuition? 🤔
Grassy Knoll. Ford's Theater. UVU Court Yard. Yup. All 3 aligned on a perfect circle.
How dumb to they think we are?
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What the F**k.
No clue how I knew to check this... Intuition? 🤔
Grassy Knoll. Ford's Theater. UVU Court Yard. Yup. All 3 aligned on a perfect circle.
How dumb to they think we are?
No clue how I knew to check this... Intuition? 🤔
Grassy Knoll. Ford's Theater. UVU Court Yard. Yup. All 3 aligned on a perfect circle.
How dumb to they think we are?
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
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