Raven
@raven-ghostofakiss.bsky.social
I think I should be discoverable solely via word of mouth
Opening this app like what'll it be? Political exhaustion? Psychological damage? Emotional damage? Brainrot so advanced I feel my cells shriveling up? Something hopeful? Profound? Wholesome? Insightful? Intellectually stimulating?
April 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Opening this app like what'll it be? Political exhaustion? Psychological damage? Emotional damage? Brainrot so advanced I feel my cells shriveling up? Something hopeful? Profound? Wholesome? Insightful? Intellectually stimulating?
It's wild how a tire company invented a culinary ranking system in 1900, to get people to drive more/further, specifically to wear out their tires faster.
And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”
April 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's wild how a tire company invented a culinary ranking system in 1900, to get people to drive more/further, specifically to wear out their tires faster.
In a love/hate relationship with the timer I put on this app. Finding typos and committing runon sentences in my posts due to rushing and lack of ability to edit is forcibly exposing me to the mortifying ordeal of being perceived as the flawed human I am. How dare you. Avert your eyes, peasant
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In a love/hate relationship with the timer I put on this app. Finding typos and committing runon sentences in my posts due to rushing and lack of ability to edit is forcibly exposing me to the mortifying ordeal of being perceived as the flawed human I am. How dare you. Avert your eyes, peasant
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-1st Day Working at the Grocery Store-
Me, very innocent and earnest: Why have twelve checkout lines if we only ever open two of them?
Manager, face falling and becoming sad and stern: I'm going to need you to gather your things and leave
Me, very innocent and earnest: Why have twelve checkout lines if we only ever open two of them?
Manager, face falling and becoming sad and stern: I'm going to need you to gather your things and leave
April 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
-1st Day Working at the Grocery Store-
Me, very innocent and earnest: Why have twelve checkout lines if we only ever open two of them?
Manager, face falling and becoming sad and stern: I'm going to need you to gather your things and leave
Me, very innocent and earnest: Why have twelve checkout lines if we only ever open two of them?
Manager, face falling and becoming sad and stern: I'm going to need you to gather your things and leave
It's always fun to speculate about strangers' lives. Like was it a divorce, breakup, or losing your bestie situation? The composition and spelling of these consecutive posts (late at night, in a single hour) is flawless, but with determination and autocorrect, sobriety can be faked.
April 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's always fun to speculate about strangers' lives. Like was it a divorce, breakup, or losing your bestie situation? The composition and spelling of these consecutive posts (late at night, in a single hour) is flawless, but with determination and autocorrect, sobriety can be faked.
So everybody is insane except me, more at 11
March 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So everybody is insane except me, more at 11
I am at a party where I have no mutuals, everyone is either speaking at MAX VOLUME or nonstop, and dozens of them echo each other constantly. This site is absolute mayhem, but everywhere else is a type of hellscape. I'm tired and I want to go home, but home to rot in isolated silence... is worse.
March 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I am at a party where I have no mutuals, everyone is either speaking at MAX VOLUME or nonstop, and dozens of them echo each other constantly. This site is absolute mayhem, but everywhere else is a type of hellscape. I'm tired and I want to go home, but home to rot in isolated silence... is worse.
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That's a weird hill to die on, I say to myself as I'm scouting for spots
March 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
That's a weird hill to die on, I say to myself as I'm scouting for spots
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I want to be converted into a robot, mostly so I can remove my arms to sleep
March 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I want to be converted into a robot, mostly so I can remove my arms to sleep
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Not to serious the funny, but this is legit advice. You gotta vibe check the squad and they gotta check you too. Once everything's cleared, you can help each other update the vibe software currently running. Patches, yo
don't forget to vibe security audit your vibe code
March 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not to serious the funny, but this is legit advice. You gotta vibe check the squad and they gotta check you too. Once everything's cleared, you can help each other update the vibe software currently running. Patches, yo
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Babe, are you okay? You've barely acknowledged my joots
I have seen the most cursèd jeans imaginable and now you have seen them too.
Please guess to yourself what their price is and then click the link in replies to see how close you were.
Please guess to yourself what their price is and then click the link in replies to see how close you were.
March 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Babe, are you okay? You've barely acknowledged my joots
The struggle is REAL
the brief impulse to tell the truth when a casual professional acquaintance i haven’t seen in like five years asks me how i’ve been
March 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The struggle is REAL
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INVENTOR OF THE LETTER Q:
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
March 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
INVENTOR OF THE LETTER Q:
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
Born to live in a comfy bubble, forced to stand on business. Because of the atrocities.
March 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Born to live in a comfy bubble, forced to stand on business. Because of the atrocities.
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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DID I FUCKING STUTTER.
ME: [chronically iron deficient] Bring me my medicinal hamburger
ROOMMATE: what
ROOMMATE: what
March 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
DID I FUCKING STUTTER.
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*in a forest with no one around*
Redwood, tipping over: I’M A TREEEEEE, TREE FALLIN’.
Redwood, tipping over: I’M A TREEEEEE, TREE FALLIN’.
March 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
*in a forest with no one around*
Redwood, tipping over: I’M A TREEEEEE, TREE FALLIN’.
Redwood, tipping over: I’M A TREEEEEE, TREE FALLIN’.
You're intoxicating! (derogatory)
"You're intoxicating" is a nicer way of saying "you drive me to drink."
March 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You're intoxicating! (derogatory)
In a couple days of dedicated mining I found many silly people. Now I am drowning in duplicate posts as they repost each other tirelessly, I see three reposts before I catch a glimpse of the original post. So I traded one problem for another, but I am determined to solve this puzzle
March 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
In a couple days of dedicated mining I found many silly people. Now I am drowning in duplicate posts as they repost each other tirelessly, I see three reposts before I catch a glimpse of the original post. So I traded one problem for another, but I am determined to solve this puzzle
90% of my experience on this app is political. Which is down from the 99.99% it was when I first joined up.
March 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
90% of my experience on this app is political. Which is down from the 99.99% it was when I first joined up.
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Clowns to the left of me
Clowns to the right
Here I am
Stuck in this car full of clowns
Clowns to the right
Here I am
Stuck in this car full of clowns
March 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Clowns to the left of me
Clowns to the right
Here I am
Stuck in this car full of clowns
Clowns to the right
Here I am
Stuck in this car full of clowns
What is art, but the soul expressing an intangible and abstract reality?
An emotional outlet
March 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What is art, but the soul expressing an intangible and abstract reality?
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i’m not mad at it, i enjoy them in fact, but i’m goin g to stop pretending muffins aren’t just cake for breakfast if that’s alright with everyone, thank u
March 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
i’m not mad at it, i enjoy them in fact, but i’m goin g to stop pretending muffins aren’t just cake for breakfast if that’s alright with everyone, thank u
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*grabs you by the collar and yanks you toward my face so you can see the bloodshot whites of my eyes* proud of you for you’re doing your best :)
March 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
*grabs you by the collar and yanks you toward my face so you can see the bloodshot whites of my eyes* proud of you for you’re doing your best :)