reke
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Tuve mi peak en el kinder y después ya no supe qué hacer
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I would like to just take a moment to invite you to enjoy Cake's 1996 mega-hit 'The Distance'.
It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.
Surrender yourself to it.
You deserve it.
It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.
Surrender yourself to it.
You deserve it.
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I would like to just take a moment to invite you to enjoy Cake's 1996 mega-hit 'The Distance'.
It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.
Surrender yourself to it.
You deserve it.
It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.
Surrender yourself to it.
You deserve it.
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[trying to convince my buddies to follow the sirens into the deep with me] it can only good happen
September 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
[trying to convince my buddies to follow the sirens into the deep with me] it can only good happen
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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at this surgical clinic we use vibe-based anesthesia
August 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at this surgical clinic we use vibe-based anesthesia
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ME: [leans in close and whispers] if I can’t have you, nobody else will
DONUT SHOP OWNER: please buy a donut like everyone else
DONUT SHOP OWNER: please buy a donut like everyone else
July 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ME: [leans in close and whispers] if I can’t have you, nobody else will
DONUT SHOP OWNER: please buy a donut like everyone else
DONUT SHOP OWNER: please buy a donut like everyone else
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No one cares if you're trapped in a well unless you're a baby. If you're a teen you need to get trapped in a cave and if you're an adult you need to get trapped in a mine
July 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No one cares if you're trapped in a well unless you're a baby. If you're a teen you need to get trapped in a cave and if you're an adult you need to get trapped in a mine
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CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
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I stopped reading the Bible after it started pandering to the fandom by bringing Jesus back from the dead.
July 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I stopped reading the Bible after it started pandering to the fandom by bringing Jesus back from the dead.
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Nephew: Do you like Minecraft?
Me: [trying to seem cool] I am interested in how mines are built, yes.
Me: [trying to seem cool] I am interested in how mines are built, yes.
July 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Nephew: Do you like Minecraft?
Me: [trying to seem cool] I am interested in how mines are built, yes.
Me: [trying to seem cool] I am interested in how mines are built, yes.
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The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
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Will I understand Superman if I didn’t see Regularman
July 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Will I understand Superman if I didn’t see Regularman
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Teaching my haters the true meaning of compassion, which they hate
July 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Teaching my haters the true meaning of compassion, which they hate
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Sometimes you learn a fact that you immediately know you're going to work too hard to bring up in casual conversation and today it was "Lou Bega is actually German"
"MAMBO NO. 5"-Sänger über die Welt der Stars und seine innere Leere | Interview mit LOU BEGA
YouTube video by Die Mondschein Show
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July 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sometimes you learn a fact that you immediately know you're going to work too hard to bring up in casual conversation and today it was "Lou Bega is actually German"
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last day to get all the queer stuff into your system
June 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
last day to get all the queer stuff into your system
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Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!
June 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!
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Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
Llevo dos semanas usando un fitness tracker todos los dias y te permite aprender insights fascinantes sobre tu cuerpo, como por ejemplo que solo no estoy estresado mientras estoy dormido
June 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Llevo dos semanas usando un fitness tracker todos los dias y te permite aprender insights fascinantes sobre tu cuerpo, como por ejemplo que solo no estoy estresado mientras estoy dormido
Estoy leyendo esto y lo estoy disfrutando bastante
Un wey narrando cómo recorre a pie miles de kilometros del Japón rural, haciendo observaciones sobre su entorno mientras hace una increíble retrospectiva sobre su infancia
5 Rekes de 5
Un wey narrando cómo recorre a pie miles de kilometros del Japón rural, haciendo observaciones sobre su entorno mientras hace una increíble retrospectiva sobre su infancia
5 Rekes de 5
June 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Estoy leyendo esto y lo estoy disfrutando bastante
Un wey narrando cómo recorre a pie miles de kilometros del Japón rural, haciendo observaciones sobre su entorno mientras hace una increíble retrospectiva sobre su infancia
5 Rekes de 5
Un wey narrando cómo recorre a pie miles de kilometros del Japón rural, haciendo observaciones sobre su entorno mientras hace una increíble retrospectiva sobre su infancia
5 Rekes de 5
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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mass protest is not the right way to oppose fascism. the right way to oppose fascism is to shake your head and say “no thank you” whenever a fascist offers you some fascism
June 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
mass protest is not the right way to oppose fascism. the right way to oppose fascism is to shake your head and say “no thank you” whenever a fascist offers you some fascism
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my dad: people today are too sensitive
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
May 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
my dad: people today are too sensitive
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
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George Lucas’ handwritten notes before starting the rough draft of Star Wars in 1974. Alt text provided. From The Making of Star Wars by JW Rinzler.
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
George Lucas’ handwritten notes before starting the rough draft of Star Wars in 1974. Alt text provided. From The Making of Star Wars by JW Rinzler.
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i clicked on a link in an email and now they have the death star plans i am so fucked
May 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i clicked on a link in an email and now they have the death star plans i am so fucked