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Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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"how you treat people is who are are" is a WORD this evening.
If being disrespectful to black women is a means to your supposed antifascist end, fuck you and your revolution.
How you treat people is who you are.
How you treat people is who you are.
January 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
"how you treat people is who are are" is a WORD this evening.
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He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
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in 20 years some of your cultural traditions will simply be mainstream in america: you can get día de los muertos decorations at party stores. the hipsters are drinking matcha lattes. naan is in every supermarket. everyone says “inshallah” now
the promise of america is that you can come to america, become an america, and also keep the stuff you love about your identity. america will welcome you in not just physically but culturally: your food, your music, your holidays, your friends and family too
you will change america--for the better
you will change america--for the better
December 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
in 20 years some of your cultural traditions will simply be mainstream in america: you can get día de los muertos decorations at party stores. the hipsters are drinking matcha lattes. naan is in every supermarket. everyone says “inshallah” now
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
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UM: Just don't cheat again.
Moore: I will not cheat in football again.
UM:...uh, that was oddly-
Moore: BYE!
Moore: I will not cheat in football again.
UM:...uh, that was oddly-
Moore: BYE!
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
UM: Just don't cheat again.
Moore: I will not cheat in football again.
UM:...uh, that was oddly-
Moore: BYE!
Moore: I will not cheat in football again.
UM:...uh, that was oddly-
Moore: BYE!
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
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[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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It is hard to get over that the Q-Anon folks spent years feverishly looking in pizza parlors for the cabal of rich, elite pedophiles and it turns out THERE WAS ONE, right in front of their noses, which they failed to identify and instead voted for three times in a row.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It is hard to get over that the Q-Anon folks spent years feverishly looking in pizza parlors for the cabal of rich, elite pedophiles and it turns out THERE WAS ONE, right in front of their noses, which they failed to identify and instead voted for three times in a row.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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“But you can bounce lasers off of mirrors the Apollo astronauts put on the moon yourself!”
I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“But you can bounce lasers off of mirrors the Apollo astronauts put on the moon yourself!”
I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING OF THE GLORY OF THE LORD!
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING OF THE GLORY OF THE LORD!
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Pretty uniform swings occurring so far but the biggest ones appear to be in the suburbs. If you're a Republican who can see your neighbor's house from your kitchen you should retire.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Pretty uniform swings occurring so far but the biggest ones appear to be in the suburbs. If you're a Republican who can see your neighbor's house from your kitchen you should retire.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM