Samphis
@samphis.bsky.social
Just a guy who sometimes tries to make the world a better place. Do no harm. 🌹
He/Him/Cis
He/Him/Cis
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Per "internal documents written between 2023 and 2025 and viewed by The Washington Post... Instagram staffers considered the mandate to boost teen metrics their top goal last year," including "boosting their messaging activity... to set up an early pipeline for lifelong use of Meta’s platforms."
Inside Instagram’s all-out battle to win the nation’s teens
Instagram has pursued a yearslong strategy to win teens back to the app after its critics said the platform wasn’t safe for them, documents obtained by The Post show.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
cigarette company
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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As a short man I need all of you to spare a thought for people like us next time you want to make insensitive jokes about Greg Bovinos height, we have years worth of material right here that'll really hurt his feelings
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
As a short man I need all of you to spare a thought for people like us next time you want to make insensitive jokes about Greg Bovinos height, we have years worth of material right here that'll really hurt his feelings
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I guess Trump is supporting Mike Lindell for Minnesota governor, which kind of makes me think he is out of guys
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I guess Trump is supporting Mike Lindell for Minnesota governor, which kind of makes me think he is out of guys
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Democrats should campaign on "the Cabinet and top defense contractors all have to be drug tested regularly"
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Democrats should campaign on "the Cabinet and top defense contractors all have to be drug tested regularly"
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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In 2019, a group of researchers found they could accurately predict the life expectancy of the vast majority of people in the United States with only one piece of information:
The Zip Code they were born in.
That's how deep racism and classism run in this country.
The Zip Code they were born in.
That's how deep racism and classism run in this country.
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
In 2019, a group of researchers found they could accurately predict the life expectancy of the vast majority of people in the United States with only one piece of information:
The Zip Code they were born in.
That's how deep racism and classism run in this country.
The Zip Code they were born in.
That's how deep racism and classism run in this country.
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If you put the words "LOCAL FOOL" in place of Elon Musk, the headlines make more sense. People who cover him should try it to see if it helps clear up their reporting.
Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars
Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars
Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you put the words "LOCAL FOOL" in place of Elon Musk, the headlines make more sense. People who cover him should try it to see if it helps clear up their reporting.
Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars
Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars
Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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disrupting the Lunchspace with my Inedible Sandwich
November 16, 2023 at 12:11 AM
disrupting the Lunchspace with my Inedible Sandwich
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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The FIFA Peace Prize is the Nobel Peace Prize's Wario
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The FIFA Peace Prize is the Nobel Peace Prize's Wario
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good article! every day i see people posting about how the fbi has lost all credibility and i’m over here like when the fuck did they get credibility
Jan. 6 pipe bomber finally arrested half a decade later. The FBI sucks at its job but wants you to salute them anyway:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/jan-6-pipe...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/jan-6-pipe...
Jan. 6 Pipe Bomber Finally Arrested Half Decade Later
The FBI sucks at its job but wants you to salute them anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
good article! every day i see people posting about how the fbi has lost all credibility and i’m over here like when the fuck did they get credibility
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The Supreme Court sided with this dissent:
Um.... This is an actual judicial opinion (dissenting in the TX gerrymandering case)
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Supreme Court sided with this dissent:
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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Day 8
He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds.
Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow
He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds.
Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow
December 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Day 8
He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds.
Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow
He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds.
Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow