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I draw nonsense for fun. Sometimes, I get paid for it.

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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · Jul 1
My latest art project is filling up a little sketchbook with hot dog drawings because I am the most serious artist to ever art.

Hello.
A sketchbook of a cartoon hotdog. A sketchbook of a cartoon hotdog looking at a tiny hot dog meal.
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wutangforchildren.bsky.social
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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paulbae.bsky.social
I love when my favourite bands visit KEXP and their amazing sound team. Model/Actriz may be the most exciting crew touring today and KEXP just uploaded their recent visit. youtu.be/Lan73LkbnnM?...
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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ass.golf
APPLE: welcome to the new macOS! :D

ME: okay cool what's different

APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D

ME: uh, okay

APPLE: and AI everything! :D

ME: ugh no thanks

APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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sloanelysbeth.bsky.social
liam neeson: i once made up an imaginary Black man and then talked in an interview about how i wanted to murder him.

95% of ppl: ...

liam neeson: the covid vaccines are dodgy.

95% of ppl: holy shit, this liam neeson guy might be a bit of a prick.
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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hulkhoquinn.bsky.social
I’m never gonna shut up about how I think the NFT sellout artists paved the way for all this. They showed corporations that there is no moral spine in their most popular and powerful artists. That they will screw over their peers for the most idiotic reason and tech bros saw how it only took fake $
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image is of a comic titled "Winter." Panel one depicts monarch butterflies flying. They say, "We take a long journey south." Panel two depicts a bear hibernating underground. It says, "I fall into a deep, impenetrable sleep." Panel three depicts a squirrel holding an acorn, with other nuts scattered around it. Off camera, someone asks, "How do YOU survive?" Panel four depicts the squirrel having grown enormously round after having eaten all the nuts.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
I think, more than ever, these words from Mr. Rogers hold as true as the day he spoke them.
August 9, 2023 at 10:26 AM
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jezzerat.bsky.social
She's like some fourth runner-up from American Idol who won't stop putting out Christmas albums
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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brentterhune.bsky.social
Feels like day 45 of Black Friday. Our inboxes are full and nobody trusts the prices.
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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mugrimm.bsky.social
Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
I miss her
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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unenthusiast.com
two panel comic P1: cop stands in middle of kitchen, unnerved by red spatter marks on walls and cabinets and countertop, saying "Mother of God... Nothing human could have done this." P2: Panel labelled "Earlier." shows pup struggling to squeeze catsup from the bottle onto his cheeseburger source:drawerofdrawings ig
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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jayasaxena.com
This is very cool. Often food pantries need to spend their money making sure everyone has the basics to keep them fed and healthy, but not on the spices and flavors that make an enjoyable meal. www.burlapandbarrel.com/products/don...
Donate a Holiday Spice Set • Give the Gift of Flavor | Burlap & Barrel
Help make someone's holiday meal special. When you purchase a single jar, 3-pack, or 6-pack of our equitably sourced spices, we’ll donate that exact set to a New York food pantry supporting families i...
www.burlapandbarrel.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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eliyudin.com
they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing
how fucked up things are

you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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cait.bsky.social
next week will be NINE MONTHS since Adonis came to live with us and I'm making myself emotional looking at pictures from when we first brought him home vs now
two pictures of an orange cat with a shaved shoulder and scabbed wounds on his face and arm two pictures of a skinny orange cat still scabbed up orange cat curled up asleep on the blankey orange cat smiling for the camera
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
i can never quite tell when they’re ripe
A bird is nesting inside a white flower pot labeled "TOMATO" hanging on a metal holder.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Her: Describe your perfect date

Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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davechisholmcomics.com
Remember, artists: when people say, “I’d buy a print of this,” they don’t mean it. That sentence itself is just a weird compliment that rarely converts to an actual print sale. It’s like if someone ate a very good hot dog and then said, “I could eat 10,000 of these right now.”
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
a venn diagram left circle: Wanting To Go Out And Do All The Things right circle: Not Wanting To Put Myself Into A Flare center (brown): me MyBodylsTryingTokKillMe.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Excuse me look at this baby hyena please thank you

www.bbc.com/future/artic...
A mama hyena and her little pup. They look so cute! 🥺😍 Brown and fluffy Hyena pup!!!!! So fluffy and baby!!!! Like a bat and a dog!!!
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM