Adam Shenton
@shent0n.bsky.social
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i just don’t understand how listening to idlewild’s third album, as good as it is, can prevent low-level crime from escalating into more serious problems
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
i just don’t understand how listening to idlewild’s third album, as good as it is, can prevent low-level crime from escalating into more serious problems
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Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
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Since seeing Love Actually it's our Christmas tradition to go out and proposition the child bride of a close friend. Excited.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Since seeing Love Actually it's our Christmas tradition to go out and proposition the child bride of a close friend. Excited.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
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I finally understand why these people think we need AI to write our emails.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I finally understand why these people think we need AI to write our emails.
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I won't be happy till King Charles III is called Charles, the Queen Consort is called Camilla and Buckingham Palace is called The Green Park Paddington Bear Experience.
November 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I won't be happy till King Charles III is called Charles, the Queen Consort is called Camilla and Buckingham Palace is called The Green Park Paddington Bear Experience.
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Scientists huffing Mammoth guffs like nerd nitrous oxide.
Scientists Find 6-Million-Year-Old Air Trapped in Earth’s Oldest Known Ice https://gizmodo.com/scientists-find-6-million-year-old-air-trapped-in-earths-oldest-known-ice-2000678848
Scientists Find 6-Million-Year-Old Air Trapped in Earth’s Oldest Known Ice
The ice sample, retrieved in Antarctica, is the oldest on record—but this discovery may just be tip of the iceberg.
gizmodo.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Scientists huffing Mammoth guffs like nerd nitrous oxide.
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Tragic to see the White House being demolished. One of the United States’ oldest buildings, it was built in 1978.
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Tragic to see the White House being demolished. One of the United States’ oldest buildings, it was built in 1978.
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ME: I dunno, I don’t really watch them. I liked Midsommar. Or I guess I read the summary on Wikipedia. I’m mostly on TikTok. Oh bro, did you see the one where the haunted doll came to life? So fucking scary. I like CreepyComps on YouTube. Top 5 scariest dashcams, shit like that
GHOSTFACE: For sure
GHOSTFACE: For sure
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ME: I dunno, I don’t really watch them. I liked Midsommar. Or I guess I read the summary on Wikipedia. I’m mostly on TikTok. Oh bro, did you see the one where the haunted doll came to life? So fucking scary. I like CreepyComps on YouTube. Top 5 scariest dashcams, shit like that
GHOSTFACE: For sure
GHOSTFACE: For sure
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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The bees have discovered Brutalism
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The bees have discovered Brutalism
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*Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You voice*
HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII
HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII
September 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
*Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You voice*
HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII
HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII
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A surprising number of people seem to regard Nazism as an understandable and natural reaction to heavy eye makeup.
The Spectator now lurching towards fascism by analogy, including an interview with Andrew Tate (they’ll regret that). Of course, the Weimar comparison is daft. There’s no interesting culture for a start.
September 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
A surprising number of people seem to regard Nazism as an understandable and natural reaction to heavy eye makeup.
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when the guy crashing out is wearing the tie of a Premier League team that I do not support: Wow, this is emblematic of their entire fanbase.
WOW -- a screaming Patel crashes out in response to Schiff's questions about Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and calls him "the biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate" and "an utter coward" and "political buffoon"
September 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
when the guy crashing out is wearing the tie of a Premier League team that I do not support: Wow, this is emblematic of their entire fanbase.
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[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that
September 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that
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the weirdest thing about this is they were only doing it for a laugh
Brent Chapman can see again after doctors pulled out one of his teeth, flattened it, drilled a hole in it, placed a lens inside and implanted the tooth in one of his eyes. on.nbcboston.com/mRI06Sh
Man, 34, is no longer blind after tooth is implanted in eye in 'crazy' surgery
Tooth-in-eye surgery sounds like science fiction, but it can help people with severely damaged corneas see again. A patient and his doctors describe what it's like.
on.nbcboston.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the weirdest thing about this is they were only doing it for a laugh