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George of the Bungle
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Mad Hatter and bad @'er. I scare dentists.
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When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father.
October 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Go for it. I don't even care any more.
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Used Warhammer figures to play Monopoly and now Marvin Gardens is on fire
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Seattle Seahawks win the bad Bunny concert! 🎉🎉
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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*standing up and saluting tearfully* god bless you potato chips
I am feeling this weird quasi-gratitude when I see a commercial for something like a car or a food item
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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The ads fucking suck. They're bleak as hell - AI and crypto shoved in our faces while Dunkin de-ages Jennifer Anniston and Liquod IV asks me about my piss.
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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“he put tropical trees on the field”
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Mentally I’m here:
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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SON: There's a new kid in my class. I think his name is Bill...or Billy

ME: Or Mac or Buddy?

HIM:

WIFE: *from another room* ALL I WANNA DO, IS HAVE SOME FUN
August 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Again, it must be asked, if this administration were trying to sabotage the country and intentionally screw over its own citizens, what would they do differently?
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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yuck i got brain in my head
August 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Happy Father's Day to all who served
June 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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White House reporters should just start asking Trump who the good guys are in every piece of media he consumes
June 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
without downloading any pics, where are you mentally
June 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Every time I say “that’s crazy” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.
June 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing
May 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Swab this kazoo for a chance to win who the killer is
May 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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she better run
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM