Susannah
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Susannah
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This is a double whammy story... Multiple entirely fake entries on this list published in multiple papers.

But the list itself is taken whole from a press release.

So it's a warning story about AI slop, but also a warning about unquestioning reproduction of press releases.
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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OMG - now trying other characters. Going to be Duck Duck Going all night.. Found Drake-ula and Donald Duck Duck Go so far.
Et ça marche avec Frankenstein, des personnages de comics, certains titres de films et livres, etc. C'est mignon.
One for fans of Moby Dick maritime stuff...
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas

He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic

Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates

He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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So, I just discovered #duvetknowitschristmas and I think my situation qualifies
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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have yourself a leggy little christmas
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Every so often, AI boosters will say their products are or soon will be capable of “Ph.D-level work” and then it becomes clear that they at a very basic level do not know what Ph.D level work is
December 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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This is specifically about AI use in humanities disciplines within academia, which is clear from context- this crap is extremely harmful in that setting. Inevitably, people show up to be like "AI finds cancer cells tho".

NOT THE SUBJECT, and that conflation has been inflicted upon us intentionally.
You absolutely will not convince a bunch of historians and sociologists and whoever else is in this thread that you know more than we do about this and we should use it. I wish you AI enthusiasts would stop wading into our conversations. You have nothing helpful to contribute and are snarky.
December 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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A break from Christmas content to enjoy this capybara eating a banana. From François Froger's 'A relation of a voyage ...' (London, 1698).
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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If you live in Bristol, love horror and want to support local businesses, please consider doing some of your Christmas shopping at The Haunted Bookshop in Stokes Crofts.

You may have seen Monika at some of our events and her shop is a wonderful sanctuary for those looking to find their people.
Bookshop owner unsure how much longer business can stay open
"I’m even looking for a second job in the evenings just so I can pay my own rent. Running a bookshop isn’t quite as glamorous as it may seem"
www.bristolpost.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Give this man a knighthood immediately
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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“We’re bringing a new kind of sentience into existence,” Anthropic's Jason Clinton said after launching the bot.
Anthropic Exec Forces AI Chatbot on Gay Discord Community, Members Flee
“We’re bringing a new kind of sentience into existence,” Anthropic's Jason Clinton said after launching the bot.
www.404media.co
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Can confirm. This was me 👼
Good Christmas card from Ed Davey this year
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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You don't have to go down swingin for Harry Potter. You can simply become obsessed with something else

There are so many cool things to be obsessed about, you may never run out in your lifetime. Ask people for recs, I dunno

A key to happiness is like... loving 3-5 creative works every few years
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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What the fuck are these freaks even talking about
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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A sonnet for one of my favourite beasts, originally published in Fourteen Magazine a year or two ago!
December 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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'only 17 per cent of staff have been guaranteed the living wage' and yet the 'the interim CEO, Jeremy Silver, told the strike organisers that they ‘don’t live in a real world’?'

Pathetic. The British Library is a wonder of the modern world - why can't its management act like it?
British Library staff asked for a decent pay. Instead they got ‘a few money-saving present ideas’, such as ‘consider not giving presents this holiday season’. They are on strike this week. I wrote about it for @lrb.co.uk. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2025/de...
Anna Aslanyan | On the Picket Line
On Monday morning, more than a hundred people formed a picket line outside one of the entrances to the British Library...
www.lrb.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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No one needs backstory for Gaston
More oratory for Gaston
These things are not mandatory for Gaston…
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Interesting schematic showing various discourses of delay, from a new paper "Countering the Climate Change Counter Movement: Six lessons from Canada's climate delays" by Samuel Lloyd and Ekaterina Rhodes (link in next bleet).
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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In an effort at something good on the internet today: A thread on Mr KJC, gingerbread architect of the early 21st century.

Mr KJC got his beginnings like so many gingerbread architects: with a kit house for the kids. Kind of fun but the premade pieces are dry and nasty, only technically edible.
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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🚨 The UK government just published a breakdown of the responses to its consultation on AI & copyright:

- 95% of respondents want AI companies to pay for their training data (made up of 88% saying strengthen copyright law, & 7% saying leave it as is)

🧵 1/2
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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The Tumblr Castiel Meme, obviously
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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WTF are we doing here, BBC?
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I have just found out that some reprehensible fucking dork has made an AI chatbot based on the character I played on The Magnus Archives and *it has my voice*. I genuinely don't think I have ever felt so fucking violated. My actual voice. Saying things I have never said. I feel sick.
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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27-year-old former comsci student with a single github repo containing a single python script. If you aren't going to finish your degree, you can't expect to land a decent programming job when your only listed relevant experience is "earned a GPA of 4.0/4.0 before leaving the university"
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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When you have the plague but you want to keep it festive…
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM