Reposted by Stooryfoot
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
Reposted by Stooryfoot
a turd so bad it defects to Reform.
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 PM
a turd so bad it defects to Reform.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
I’m really quite surprised at the BBC website today. ‘Here is a video, some people say it does not show what it very obviously shows’ is not how you report this.
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I’m really quite surprised at the BBC website today. ‘Here is a video, some people say it does not show what it very obviously shows’ is not how you report this.
13yo: It’s just hair dad
Me: I know what it is. The question is why is it in the shower plug hole? And why is there so much of it?
Me: I know what it is. The question is why is it in the shower plug hole? And why is there so much of it?
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
13yo: It’s just hair dad
Me: I know what it is. The question is why is it in the shower plug hole? And why is there so much of it?
Me: I know what it is. The question is why is it in the shower plug hole? And why is there so much of it?
#showerthoughts AI and ice cream trucks are the only sectors where copyright laws don’t appear to be applied
January 24, 2026 at 2:11 PM
#showerthoughts AI and ice cream trucks are the only sectors where copyright laws don’t appear to be applied
Reposted by Stooryfoot
Let’s create a world where former ICE agents are nostalgic for the days when they only got spat upon.
January 23, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Let’s create a world where former ICE agents are nostalgic for the days when they only got spat upon.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
"Hans, are we on the board of peace?"
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"Hans, are we on the board of peace?"
Reposted by Stooryfoot
Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids?
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids?
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
@andrewhickey.500songs.com hey, just wanted to send you some positive vibes.
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
@andrewhickey.500songs.com hey, just wanted to send you some positive vibes.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
so nigel farage doesn't know what's going on in reform-controlled councils and doesn't know what's going on with his personal finances so i guess my question is, does he think being prime minister of the united kingdom is *easier* than running a party with seven mps and twelve councils
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 AM
so nigel farage doesn't know what's going on in reform-controlled councils and doesn't know what's going on with his personal finances so i guess my question is, does he think being prime minister of the united kingdom is *easier* than running a party with seven mps and twelve councils
Reposted by Stooryfoot
Reposted by Stooryfoot
Trump: *abruptly stops speaking, gags, a shrew crawls out of his mouth & skitters away, Trump slowly collapses to the floor*
US & UK media: This is a classic rhetorical move from the President - Oral Shrew Ejection shows he's sharp and in charge, it's natural he should now take a power nap
US & UK media: This is a classic rhetorical move from the President - Oral Shrew Ejection shows he's sharp and in charge, it's natural he should now take a power nap
January 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Trump: *abruptly stops speaking, gags, a shrew crawls out of his mouth & skitters away, Trump slowly collapses to the floor*
US & UK media: This is a classic rhetorical move from the President - Oral Shrew Ejection shows he's sharp and in charge, it's natural he should now take a power nap
US & UK media: This is a classic rhetorical move from the President - Oral Shrew Ejection shows he's sharp and in charge, it's natural he should now take a power nap
Reposted by Stooryfoot
I will never get over the fact that the Republican Party chose as its standard-bearer, and this country elected as its President, quite possibly the worst human being on the planet.
Trump: "ICE is gonna be too rough with somebody. They're gonna make a mistake sometimes. I felt horribly when I was told the young woman had the tragedy. But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I will never get over the fact that the Republican Party chose as its standard-bearer, and this country elected as its President, quite possibly the worst human being on the planet.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
you know, they’re stealing - they claim to be nurses and you think about that word, nurse, right? it’s such a lovely word but also in so many ways such a nasty word, but - and people said “sir don’t say this, people don’t like it” but i’m gonna say it because they’re stealing my clothes.
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
you know, they’re stealing - they claim to be nurses and you think about that word, nurse, right? it’s such a lovely word but also in so many ways such a nasty word, but - and people said “sir don’t say this, people don’t like it” but i’m gonna say it because they’re stealing my clothes.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
Reposted by Stooryfoot
i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good
August 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good
Reposted by Stooryfoot
I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I just emptied the dishwasher and planned tonight's dinner. Where's the round of applause from my wife??
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I just emptied the dishwasher and planned tonight's dinner. Where's the round of applause from my wife??
Reposted by Stooryfoot
1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
When I first started my support group for perverted ice cream men, they came in their hundreds and thousands.
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
When I first started my support group for perverted ice cream men, they came in their hundreds and thousands.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
the “no-one will travel to see a film” and “upload a photo to order pizza” quotes from recent news stories are related, i think. they assume that the point of going to the cinema or getting pizzas in is solely seeing a film or getting a pizza when it’s usually, actually, who you’re doing that with
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 PM
the “no-one will travel to see a film” and “upload a photo to order pizza” quotes from recent news stories are related, i think. they assume that the point of going to the cinema or getting pizzas in is solely seeing a film or getting a pizza when it’s usually, actually, who you’re doing that with
Reposted by Stooryfoot
Not all awful racist bastards are in Reform but everyone in Reform is an awful racist bastard.
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Not all awful racist bastards are in Reform but everyone in Reform is an awful racist bastard.
Reposted by Stooryfoot
The snivelling little racist lackey arse-kisser
January 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The snivelling little racist lackey arse-kisser