That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝
@tanner68.bsky.social
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tanner68.bsky.social
If I comment on one of your skeets with "vf", don't be confused. It stands for "very funny" and I know it's catching on because people are talking about it, they're talking about it everywhere and nobody thought of it until I did. I'm quite an innovator especially in the area of tech, you know. I kn
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los-los.bsky.social
brings engagement ring to finger gun fight
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Me: why are you so mad?

Gf: *pouring gasoline all over me* who said i was mad?
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bluesnowflake.bsky.social
I’m just a girl reading the news wishing it was scooby doo on Saturday morning
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cosmicallyf.bsky.social
Please remember to spay or neuter your conservative relatives.
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roxiqt.com
A haunted house but instead of ghosts, it's just a bunch of baby boomers asking why you haven't bought a house yet.
tanner68.bsky.social
Salt licks, but for humans. Eff yeah. That a thing yet?
tanner68.bsky.social
WE HAD THOSE LITTLE WOODEN BOWLS TOO!

We'd each have about five helpings of salad. Salad was always the star 😋
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
If I lived in medieval times I’d invent Nintendo and blow everyone’s mind
tanner68.bsky.social
I'm Canadian, but raised by European immigrants who understood that salad belongs in its own bowl.
tanner68.bsky.social
North Americans, why do you put your salad on your dinner plate with your dinner? Cold food with dressing touching hot food that doesn't like dressing?? I'm 56, but I've wondered this since childhood. Please explain.
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bogbird.bsky.social
british wife: good mornin love
british husband: a rat stole me weetabix
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao
tanner68.bsky.social
My niece's husband is 6 ft 8. That is all.
tanner68.bsky.social
I don't know anything about dude with the camera, but I'm pretty sure I'm in love with him.
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
lost socks make me so sad, like where’s your li’l buddy why dint y’all hold hands
[sobbing] mister stockington whyyyy
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mave.bsky.social
I’m not saying it would fix everything, but have we considered a nationwide dance craze
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
When I'm asked to name two people who've had the most impact on my life, I say without a doubt hashbrowns and gravy.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Haunted by the terror of being alive? You may be entitled to compensation
tanner68.bsky.social
Life as we know it is OVERRRRR 😭

#SayItAintSo
A bag of Old Dutch Mexican Chili chip flavour with the word "discontinued" stamped over it in blue font.
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slop.guru
has anyone attempted a carbonated soup
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lacroixboi.dadguy.help
trying to even out the strings on my hoodie: a memoir
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ygrene.bsky.social
they don’t always tell you this but when you go on a hayride they’ll usually let you eat as much hay as you want