Tanya
Tanya
@tanyamj57.bsky.social
Disappointed by humans in general.
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You sound hopeful. Are you new here?
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day.

Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Already tired of 2026.
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes
September 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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“your screen time this week” shut up narc
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Seasons greetings.
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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His guard is down. It’s time to drag the Grinch out of his den and finish this
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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If I were a Knight, I'd wear armor made of white satin, as a bit.
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I don't even know what happened, I asked Julie Andrews if she liked whiskers on roses and the next thing I remember she's beating me with a hammer
July 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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ME: so if you don’t have my card you say “go fish” and then i’ll pick a card from the deck

HUNGRY MAN: exactly how does this help me eat
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Have just discovered I can watch all fifty two seasons of NOVA. Hold my calls.
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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(CW CSAM/sexual harrasment)

Give this girl a fucking medal. Rename the school after her.
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Boy do the people making crosswords love the word “orca”
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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The fact nobody has resigned from cbs is telling
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I was asked to share a moment of reflection in a meeting this morning at work, so naturally I quoted The Muppet Christmas Carol
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Go jesus is your birthday
We gonna party like
It's your birthday
December 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Christmas in MAGA land.
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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My wish for y'all
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM