Almighty Kfish
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Almighty Kfish
@thealmightykfish.bsky.social
Moseying around the midlands.

he/him
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[sad honking]
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The only legitimate democrat position for 2028 should really be the Nuremberg trials.
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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PONDS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
even the frogs are experiencing sectarian warfare right now I guess
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.

"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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The news at the end of last week was awful and the news this weekend was awful the news at the start of this week is awful and I just want one day where things aren't awful for people.
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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the what app
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The security at Gävlebocken this year is crazy.
They got fucking Spiderman out there, man...
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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1825: the sun never sets on the British Empire

2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Have you heard of the Blair Witch
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
UTV babyyyy
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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October 20, 2024 at 10:11 AM
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No, that's Pallid Wych Flesh.
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Yes

YESSS
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop.  The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Believe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM