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That was the load-bearing woke bro. We told you not to pull that out! We warned you!!!!
April 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That was the load-bearing woke bro. We told you not to pull that out! We warned you!!!!
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every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being
April 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being
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it’s so funny that trump is doing all of this because he wants americans to lose higher tech jobs so that americans have to start building microwaves again
April 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
it’s so funny that trump is doing all of this because he wants americans to lose higher tech jobs so that americans have to start building microwaves again
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“Yeah, but I'm saying that TruCoat. You don't get it, you get oxidation problems. It'll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.”
March 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Yeah, but I'm saying that TruCoat. You don't get it, you get oxidation problems. It'll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.”
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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I have the sense that this has been overlooked by a lot of news sources. A goal of Project 2025 is to overturn Plyler v. Doe. Okla Bd of Ed has already passed a rule requiring students’ proof of citizenship/status. Bills re non-citizen children now in 4 other states.
www.edweek.org/policy-polit...
www.edweek.org/policy-polit...
Which States Are Challenging Undocumented Students’ Right to Free Education?
States are reviving efforts to challenge the 1982 Plyler v. Doe ruling that guarantees undocumented students a free, public education.
www.edweek.org
March 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I have the sense that this has been overlooked by a lot of news sources. A goal of Project 2025 is to overturn Plyler v. Doe. Okla Bd of Ed has already passed a rule requiring students’ proof of citizenship/status. Bills re non-citizen children now in 4 other states.
www.edweek.org/policy-polit...
www.edweek.org/policy-polit...
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GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
March 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
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BARSTOOL HOST: trevor bauer, they cancelled him because he made the league look bad. simple as that. and his accusers, look-
GAVIN NEWSOME: -not proven guilty in court, i know, believe me, i know
GAVIN NEWSOME: -not proven guilty in court, i know, believe me, i know
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
BARSTOOL HOST: trevor bauer, they cancelled him because he made the league look bad. simple as that. and his accusers, look-
GAVIN NEWSOME: -not proven guilty in court, i know, believe me, i know
GAVIN NEWSOME: -not proven guilty in court, i know, believe me, i know
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this encapsulates what all of this administration is about. they aren’t “accidentally” destroying departments. they are intentionally destroying the government so they can become the government. the only issue they have with the system is they don’t profit from it or control it
February 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this encapsulates what all of this administration is about. they aren’t “accidentally” destroying departments. they are intentionally destroying the government so they can become the government. the only issue they have with the system is they don’t profit from it or control it
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”
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From OWNED, me on Elon Musk, the man who now is in charge of the federal government
February 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
From OWNED, me on Elon Musk, the man who now is in charge of the federal government
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I do not want to see pictures of that one Based DOGE Zoomer with the broccoli haircut anymore. He looks like if one of the Ghoulies was 1) real and 2) rich enough that his dad owned a sailboat. He looks a toilet brush that somehow developed the ability to become libertarian. Enough.
February 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I do not want to see pictures of that one Based DOGE Zoomer with the broccoli haircut anymore. He looks like if one of the Ghoulies was 1) real and 2) rich enough that his dad owned a sailboat. He looks a toilet brush that somehow developed the ability to become libertarian. Enough.
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i became chinese in prison
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i became chinese in prison
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Premier Legault, je suis un gars américain nommé James. Mon État du Vermont est menacé par notre gouvernement fédéral. Veuillez annexer le Vermont immédiatement.
February 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Premier Legault, je suis un gars américain nommé James. Mon État du Vermont est menacé par notre gouvernement fédéral. Veuillez annexer le Vermont immédiatement.
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked
average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
February 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked
average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate
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An openly sieg-heiling Nazi who spends 90 percent of his waking hours amplifying Nazi conspiracies and campaigning for Nazi parties now has access to practically every social security number in the US.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
February 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
An openly sieg-heiling Nazi who spends 90 percent of his waking hours amplifying Nazi conspiracies and campaigning for Nazi parties now has access to practically every social security number in the US.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
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why are politicians incapable of being normal
"People are aroused," Chuck Schumer says. "I haven't seen people aroused in a very, very long time...I think democracy will have an effect."
January 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
why are politicians incapable of being normal
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Nothing would horrify me more than my psychologist rolling up in a Cybertruck. I would not believe they are qualified in any way to assess another human being's mental health. I'd rather walk into an appointment and see the ceiling covered in sharp farm instruments hanging from hooks.
I drive long distances for my job, so my self-driving Cybertruck helps reduce my exhaustion. But angry people just put their hate of Elon Musk on me.
I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off. I wish they understood how helpful this car is for me.
I drive long distances for my job, so my self-driving Cybertruck helps reduce my exhaustion. But angry people just put their hate of Elon Musk on me.
www.businessinsider.com
January 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Nothing would horrify me more than my psychologist rolling up in a Cybertruck. I would not believe they are qualified in any way to assess another human being's mental health. I'd rather walk into an appointment and see the ceiling covered in sharp farm instruments hanging from hooks.
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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THey booed me Brother -HH
January 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
THey booed me Brother -HH
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when it comes to the second trump term i am dreading the return of randy rainbow about 90% as much as i'm concerned about loss of my personal civil rights
December 30, 2024 at 12:10 AM
when it comes to the second trump term i am dreading the return of randy rainbow about 90% as much as i'm concerned about loss of my personal civil rights
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thinking about how crazy popeye would sound deepthroating
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 AM
thinking about how crazy popeye would sound deepthroating