The Wyzard
@thewyzard.bsky.social
Gamer, lawyer, opinion-haver.
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yes, this is because the grandparents in question almost certainly abuse the grandchildrens' parents, and like all generations, the next one is trying to do better and protect their children from the monstrous past
I mean hell, even *my* insane horrible folks protected me from my worse grandparents
I mean hell, even *my* insane horrible folks protected me from my worse grandparents
Yep this sounds like someone who would speak to a representative sample of grandparents
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
yes, this is because the grandparents in question almost certainly abuse the grandchildrens' parents, and like all generations, the next one is trying to do better and protect their children from the monstrous past
I mean hell, even *my* insane horrible folks protected me from my worse grandparents
I mean hell, even *my* insane horrible folks protected me from my worse grandparents
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
I have been told, with great sincerity, that people assumed I was stupid until they heard me argue something in court (I am a lawyer.)
"Not nearly as dumb as he looks" is genuinely my favorite compliment. You can't go that backhanded without meaning it.
"Not nearly as dumb as he looks" is genuinely my favorite compliment. You can't go that backhanded without meaning it.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have been told, with great sincerity, that people assumed I was stupid until they heard me argue something in court (I am a lawyer.)
"Not nearly as dumb as he looks" is genuinely my favorite compliment. You can't go that backhanded without meaning it.
"Not nearly as dumb as he looks" is genuinely my favorite compliment. You can't go that backhanded without meaning it.
They built it. The Warhammer 40,000.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
They built it. The Warhammer 40,000.
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"We know that air and water belong to all mankind and not merely to industrialists." - James Baldwin, 1970.
(The year the US EPA was created.)
(The year the US EPA was created.)
Every paragraph is a banger. I’m so happy right now. Sometimes you find a piece of writing just when you need it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"We know that air and water belong to all mankind and not merely to industrialists." - James Baldwin, 1970.
(The year the US EPA was created.)
(The year the US EPA was created.)
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
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Today is the day to tell a strange story.
The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.
Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.
Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today is the day to tell a strange story.
The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.
Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.
Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
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You’ll notice that the same media who couldn’t stop attacking Biden’s age or Hillary’s emails to her daughter or President Obama’s tan suit are now okay with a convicted criminal bulldozing the White House for his ballroom and inviting actual murderers to the Oval Office.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You’ll notice that the same media who couldn’t stop attacking Biden’s age or Hillary’s emails to her daughter or President Obama’s tan suit are now okay with a convicted criminal bulldozing the White House for his ballroom and inviting actual murderers to the Oval Office.
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Well, neither one will do America any good.
Republicans, you are never going to live this shit down.
Never.
Republicans, you are never going to live this shit down.
Never.
Prepare yourselves for President Vance.
#politics #Trump #collapse #timesup #piggy
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
#politics #Trump #collapse #timesup #piggy
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
Trump is 'collapsing on multiple fronts': Nobel Prize-winning economist makes prediction
Donald Trump is "collapsing on multiple fronts" according to a veteran economist. Paul Krugman believes the president will struggle in the coming weeks, especially after the Senate voted unanimously t...
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November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Well, neither one will do America any good.
Republicans, you are never going to live this shit down.
Never.
Republicans, you are never going to live this shit down.
Never.
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"Women at Harvard deserve educators who respect them."
"By any consistent standard, if Summers is unfit to work for each of these institutions [from which he resigned], he is equally unfit to teach at our school. Harvard should not be the only institution in America where Summers remains above reproach."
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www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
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www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
The Professor and the Pedophile | Opinion | The Harvard Crimson
Summers should choose the most straightforward path and resign. Should he refuse to, though, the University must cut ties with its former president to the greatest extent possible.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Women at Harvard deserve educators who respect them."
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What investigation. He was good buddies with the world's most famous pedo. Just cut bait. What the fuck is wrong with you? You have a deep bench of old rich white assholes from Harvard that could fill in for Larry and you wouldn't miss a beat but instead you do this. Lol
Breaking news: Harvard University is launching an investigation of the relationship between its former president Larry Summers and Jeffrey Epstein.
Summers said in a statement that he has resigned from the board of ChatGPT’s maker OpenAI.
Summers said in a statement that he has resigned from the board of ChatGPT’s maker OpenAI.
Larry Summers leaves OpenAI as Harvard opens inquiry into his Epstein ties
Documents released by Congress show the former Treasury secretary kept in contact with Epstein after he pleaded guilty to solicitation of prostitution in 2008.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What investigation. He was good buddies with the world's most famous pedo. Just cut bait. What the fuck is wrong with you? You have a deep bench of old rich white assholes from Harvard that could fill in for Larry and you wouldn't miss a beat but instead you do this. Lol
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FLASHBACK: “You spend all this time working with Saudi Arabia, you leave office—6 months later you get $2 BILLION.”
Trump’s son-in-law Kushner was asked about his corrupt SA deal, and to his annoyance, Khashoggi’s death. Feels relevant.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DRQ30qz...
Trump’s son-in-law Kushner was asked about his corrupt SA deal, and to his annoyance, Khashoggi’s death. Feels relevant.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DRQ30qz...
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
FLASHBACK: “You spend all this time working with Saudi Arabia, you leave office—6 months later you get $2 BILLION.”
Trump’s son-in-law Kushner was asked about his corrupt SA deal, and to his annoyance, Khashoggi’s death. Feels relevant.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DRQ30qz...
Trump’s son-in-law Kushner was asked about his corrupt SA deal, and to his annoyance, Khashoggi’s death. Feels relevant.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DRQ30qz...
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Bluesky can't handle having a trending post. I've had a billion notifications since I posted this and it's displaying no messages that I can actually read :D
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bluesky can't handle having a trending post. I've had a billion notifications since I posted this and it's displaying no messages that I can actually read :D
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folks is it bad when a federal judge starts writing like a pro se party about to get sanctioned?
"The main winners from Judge Brown’s opinion are George Soros and
Gavin Newsom. The obvious losers are the People of Texas and the Rule of Law.
I dissent."
Uh, wow.
Gavin Newsom. The obvious losers are the People of Texas and the Rule of Law.
I dissent."
Uh, wow.
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
folks is it bad when a federal judge starts writing like a pro se party about to get sanctioned?
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They still deserve that ham/heart and a scratch around the ear. Who else will flip it back for them?
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They still deserve that ham/heart and a scratch around the ear. Who else will flip it back for them?
www.oglaf.com/heel/
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
😭😭😭
They still deserve that ham/heart and a scratch around the ear. Who else will flip it back for them?
www.oglaf.com/heel/
They still deserve that ham/heart and a scratch around the ear. Who else will flip it back for them?
www.oglaf.com/heel/
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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I have never heard of a default under circumstances remotely like this—the defendant fired his entire defense team, and new lawyers showed up on the first day of trial, and weren’t admitted in the district and one was literally an accused felon out of bail
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have never heard of a default under circumstances remotely like this—the defendant fired his entire defense team, and new lawyers showed up on the first day of trial, and weren’t admitted in the district and one was literally an accused felon out of bail
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
It is the year 2025, and game conventions still need to have an Official Sniffer who turns you away at the door if you aren't suitable for public spaces.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It is the year 2025, and game conventions still need to have an Official Sniffer who turns you away at the door if you aren't suitable for public spaces.
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They're running from it now. But the fact that Senate Republicans tried to give 10 of their colleagues at least $1 million each for nothing but a bogus press op captures the corruption of Trump II. In no other environment wld this even occur to the most corrupt politicians.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
They're running from it now. But the fact that Senate Republicans tried to give 10 of their colleagues at least $1 million each for nothing but a bogus press op captures the corruption of Trump II. In no other environment wld this even occur to the most corrupt politicians.
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Submersible or a Cybertruck to the sun, immediately, don’t care which one or which direction. These people are truly vermin.
#TeamOrca
"Docked in Spain, Google co-founder Sergey Brin's $450 million megayacht is so big, just to keep its air-conditioning, spa, and pools running, it devours enough electricity every day to light up 580 average American homes, even when the billionaire is not on board" - Luxurylaunches
"Docked in Spain, Google co-founder Sergey Brin's $450 million megayacht is so big, just to keep its air-conditioning, spa, and pools running, it devours enough electricity every day to light up 580 average American homes, even when the billionaire is not on board" - Luxurylaunches
Docked in Spain, Google co-founder Sergey Brin's $450 million megayacht is so big that just to keep its air-conditioning, spa, and pools running, it quietly devours enough electricity every day to lig...
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November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Submersible or a Cybertruck to the sun, immediately, don’t care which one or which direction. These people are truly vermin.