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meh I'm sure this is fine
"Tech companies have moved more than $120bn of data centre spending off their balance sheets using special purpose vehicles funded by Wall Street investors, adding to concerns about the financial risks of their huge bet on artificial intelligence."
Tech groups shift $120bn of AI data centre debt off balance sheets
Creative financing helps insulate Big Tech while binding Wall Street to a future boom or bust
www.ft.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
meh I'm sure this is fine
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i wish a motherfucker would (have a lovely day)
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i wish a motherfucker would (have a lovely day)
There's no home for defeatism with me. I'm incredibly frustrated and angry by where we are and what's happening but I also know that every setback for the regime is another step toward our eventual victory over this.
I've noticed a somewhat weird phenomenon in my mentions this week.
I've seen several responses from people who don't live in the United States saying essentially that Trump and fascism have won and those of us who are fighting against it are foolish. "It's over."
F*** that noise.
We aren't done.
I've seen several responses from people who don't live in the United States saying essentially that Trump and fascism have won and those of us who are fighting against it are foolish. "It's over."
F*** that noise.
We aren't done.
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There's no home for defeatism with me. I'm incredibly frustrated and angry by where we are and what's happening but I also know that every setback for the regime is another step toward our eventual victory over this.
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clearly it is the president's absolutely massive amount of innocence that is slowing the release of the files
the man is so innocent of raping children that every word in the files must be redacted, bc of innocence
the man is so innocent of raping children that every word in the files must be redacted, bc of innocence
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
clearly it is the president's absolutely massive amount of innocence that is slowing the release of the files
the man is so innocent of raping children that every word in the files must be redacted, bc of innocence
the man is so innocent of raping children that every word in the files must be redacted, bc of innocence
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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Who could have foreseen this outcome?
Not Feckless Chuck.
Not Feckless Chuck.
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Who could have foreseen this outcome?
Not Feckless Chuck.
Not Feckless Chuck.
is AI the first time we've seen technology advertised to let you speak to deceased family members? I'm guessing it's probably not since this is a scam as old as time
I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
is AI the first time we've seen technology advertised to let you speak to deceased family members? I'm guessing it's probably not since this is a scam as old as time
So he's gonna, what? Write another letter?
It'd be great if we had leadership in the Senate that wasn't impotent and feckless.
It'd be great if we had leadership in the Senate that wasn't impotent and feckless.
Schumer: "I plan to demand Secretary Hegseth give the total, unedited videos of what happened in the September 2 boat strikes ... second, I will demand of Rubio and Hegseth, What the hell is going on in the Caribbean and Venezuela? How far do they plan to go?"
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So he's gonna, what? Write another letter?
It'd be great if we had leadership in the Senate that wasn't impotent and feckless.
It'd be great if we had leadership in the Senate that wasn't impotent and feckless.
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A running theme of Trump II is cautious, level-headed, mainstream, career professional experts sounding existential alarms about how we aren't panicking nearly enough.
I know you already know, but for other folks who don't, Goldsmith was previously head of OLC, is a genuinely brilliant mind on executive authority and separation of powers, and is usually very cautious about making claims this unqualified and direct. That he is saying it so starkly is v significant
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
A running theme of Trump II is cautious, level-headed, mainstream, career professional experts sounding existential alarms about how we aren't panicking nearly enough.
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Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
November 23, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
In 2020 MTG won the seat with 75% of the vote.
In 2022 it was 66/34. In 2024 it was 64/35.
So you're not going to flip this seat. But if Marist polling of the generic ballot at +14 is correct, you've got an outside shot at making this competitive and forcing the GOP to spend money here.
In 2022 it was 66/34. In 2024 it was 64/35.
So you're not going to flip this seat. But if Marist polling of the generic ballot at +14 is correct, you've got an outside shot at making this competitive and forcing the GOP to spend money here.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In 2020 MTG won the seat with 75% of the vote.
In 2022 it was 66/34. In 2024 it was 64/35.
So you're not going to flip this seat. But if Marist polling of the generic ballot at +14 is correct, you've got an outside shot at making this competitive and forcing the GOP to spend money here.
In 2022 it was 66/34. In 2024 it was 64/35.
So you're not going to flip this seat. But if Marist polling of the generic ballot at +14 is correct, you've got an outside shot at making this competitive and forcing the GOP to spend money here.
You've already won me o-o-over
in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall
head over feet
in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall
head over feet
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
You've already won me o-o-over
in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall
head over feet
in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall
head over feet
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Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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Tonight Democrats proved that old quip.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Tonight Democrats proved that old quip.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
You should step down.
We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.
We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You should step down.
We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.
We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.
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I know we’re all up in arms for a different reason but I don’t think some of y’all have shown you can behave with access to adult content to be perfectly fucking honest
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I know we’re all up in arms for a different reason but I don’t think some of y’all have shown you can behave with access to adult content to be perfectly fucking honest
With no ill will intended in this question, this has me genuinely wondering if she got her medications straightened out. I'm guessing it's either that, or she actually found Jesus.
MTG: "I'm trying to lead by example to talk to everyone in kindness. We don't all have to agree but that's being an American. And thank goodness for that. Our freedom of speech, our 1A rights, allows us to do that. My personal belief is that I need to set an example by speaking nicely to everyone."
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
With no ill will intended in this question, this has me genuinely wondering if she got her medications straightened out. I'm guessing it's either that, or she actually found Jesus.
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To all who wryte storyes & poemes, to everyone who doth wryte scriptes & screenplayes, to those who make art of all kyndes, and to those who designe and performe yn daunse, and theatre -- thanke yow. Whethir you make for a few friendes or an audience of millions, thanke yow. You helpe us all.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
To all who wryte storyes & poemes, to everyone who doth wryte scriptes & screenplayes, to those who make art of all kyndes, and to those who designe and performe yn daunse, and theatre -- thanke yow. Whethir you make for a few friendes or an audience of millions, thanke yow. You helpe us all.
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Thank god I have an extra hour to worry about everything
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Thank god I have an extra hour to worry about everything
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ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
the modern equivalent of that interesting times curse is "may you be featured on the front page of reddit"
“Huh. There’s been a spike in site visitors from… com.reddit.frontpage.”
“This is either slightly good or very, very bad.”
“This is either slightly good or very, very bad.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
the modern equivalent of that interesting times curse is "may you be featured on the front page of reddit"
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ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
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if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE