tincanman
@tincanman.bsky.social
"A really punny guy. You should follow him." - Aristotle
I also curate themed playlists @tincanland.com. Adele once asked if I kept a catalogue so she could have them allllllllllll
#nanoinfluencer
#BillW
I also curate themed playlists @tincanland.com. Adele once asked if I kept a catalogue so she could have them allllllllllll
#nanoinfluencer
#BillW
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tincanman
@tincanman.bsky.social
· Feb 3
Just got an email notice from me bridge club. From now on the dominant suit will be called wanker instead of Trump.
Check Facebook. It'll know.
Googling "What was I about to Google?"
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Check Facebook. It'll know.
Why would I take advice from someone with a foggy brain?
Isn't that how we got Trump twice?
Isn't that how we got Trump twice?
January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Why would I take advice from someone with a foggy brain?
Isn't that how we got Trump twice?
Isn't that how we got Trump twice?
Didn't know deers rode bikes. Need proof though.
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Didn't know deers rode bikes. Need proof though.
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Not only is food more expensive, it is also becoming ultraprocessed garbage. Claims made by food companies are a form of disinformation, by Vass Bednar www.theglobeandmail.com/business/com... via @theglobeandmail.com
Opinion: Not only is food more expensive, it is also becoming ultraprocessed garbage
In a way, claims made by food companies about ultraprocessed products are fundamentally a form of economic disinformation
www.theglobeandmail.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Not only is food more expensive, it is also becoming ultraprocessed garbage. Claims made by food companies are a form of disinformation, by Vass Bednar www.theglobeandmail.com/business/com... via @theglobeandmail.com
If it's German it will be two words ploughed together. Like starenpuss or stockencat
There's probably a word in German to describe the feeling of being watched silently by a cat
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
If it's German it will be two words ploughed together. Like starenpuss or stockencat
Time to turn the tv on and watch the eunech ball drops from around the world.
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Time to turn the tv on and watch the eunech ball drops from around the world.
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On this day in 1974, Minneapolis Star rock critic Jon Bream wrote: "The fourth year of each decade, rock music observers note, traditionally brings a trendsetting savior for rock. Elvis Presley emerged in 1954, the Beatles in 1964 and a new messiah, they hoped, would arrive in 1974 ..." but nada.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
On this day in 1974, Minneapolis Star rock critic Jon Bream wrote: "The fourth year of each decade, rock music observers note, traditionally brings a trendsetting savior for rock. Elvis Presley emerged in 1954, the Beatles in 1964 and a new messiah, they hoped, would arrive in 1974 ..." but nada.
Because music critics are deliberately obtuse. Never met one yet who listens to their Best Of choices three years later.
For most of the year, consensus felt hard to come by. We all found plenty of music to love, but we weren't always drawn toward the same signals.
The Best Album of 2025 is...
For most of the year, consensus felt hard to come by. We all found plenty of music to love, but we weren't always drawn toward the same signals.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Because music critics are deliberately obtuse. Never met one yet who listens to their Best Of choices three years later.
I can't believe it!
Loud country music lady is now telling a loud story about something she saw at the County Fair "MADE OUT OF BUTTER!"
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I can't believe it!
Gonna pass this on while I still can
Hell yeah, we will be able to turn off retweets for particular people soon
December 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Gonna pass this on while I still can
Clever
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Clever
Was all going well until I had to get up and pee and when I got back she was livid not vivid and it was my bank manager
goodnight bsky, i hope you all have vivid sex dreams about your crushes
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Was all going well until I had to get up and pee and when I got back she was livid not vivid and it was my bank manager
Attn: @justintrudeau
we are allowed to dismiss people from public life if its revealed theyre complete fucking morons who fall for dumb bull shit! its totally allowed
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Attn: @justintrudeau
No but I've often heard it from guys at the next urinal
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
No but I've often heard it from guys at the next urinal
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Quarterfinal, Match 4 of 4
a. Emerges With Girlfriend
a. Emerges With Girlfriend
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Quarterfinal, Match 4 of 4
a. Emerges With Girlfriend
a. Emerges With Girlfriend
Bomb cyclones
Atmospheric rivers
Or as we used to call them pre-woke weather, storms
Atmospheric rivers
Or as we used to call them pre-woke weather, storms
A "bomb cyclone" is intensifying severe winter weather for millions of people across the U.S. The system is expected to knock out power and disrupt holiday travel. n.pr/4siCb80
Heavy snow, strong winds and extreme chill sweep from the Midwest to the East Coast
A "bomb cyclone" is intensifying severe winter weather for millions of people across the U.S. The system is expected to knock out power and disrupt holiday travel.
n.pr
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bomb cyclones
Atmospheric rivers
Or as we used to call them pre-woke weather, storms
Atmospheric rivers
Or as we used to call them pre-woke weather, storms
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The Academy Awards. Reporting at the UN. Healing horses. Three generations of salmon-protectors. Multiple awards. IndigiNews reflects on our biggest stories of the year.
indiginews.com/first-person...
indiginews.com/first-person...
Looking back at 2025: A year of powerful Indigenous storytelling
The Academy Awards. Reporting at the UN. Healing horses. Three generations of salmon-protectors. Multiple awards. IndigiNews reflects on our biggest stories of the year
indiginews.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The Academy Awards. Reporting at the UN. Healing horses. Three generations of salmon-protectors. Multiple awards. IndigiNews reflects on our biggest stories of the year.
indiginews.com/first-person...
indiginews.com/first-person...
*gets my flashlight out too
Power is out just west of me so I have my flashlight ready
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
*gets my flashlight out too
Next do marriage
Work, the most socially acceptable repetitive strain injury.
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Next do marriage
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Today was the first of two year-end ‘favourites of 2025’ editions of the radio show. I hope you were able to listen and enjoyed some of my favourite songs of the past year, and will have another two hours next Sunday at 2 o’clock MTN on Fervor Coulee’s Rootsicana & Bluegrass. @cjsrfm.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Today was the first of two year-end ‘favourites of 2025’ editions of the radio show. I hope you were able to listen and enjoyed some of my favourite songs of the past year, and will have another two hours next Sunday at 2 o’clock MTN on Fervor Coulee’s Rootsicana & Bluegrass. @cjsrfm.bsky.social
*googles Poirot
Ah, yes, makes sense
Ah, yes, makes sense
The global productivity mystery, where productivity tailed off around 2008 and never recovered, isn't a mystery at all. That's when we all got smartphones and social media in our pockets. Doesn't take Poirot to solve that one.
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
*googles Poirot
Ah, yes, makes sense
Ah, yes, makes sense
Just saw a promo on tv for a new series on John Wayne GACY. A series.
WTC IS WRONG WITH US?
WTC IS WRONG WITH US?
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just saw a promo on tv for a new series on John Wayne GACY. A series.
WTC IS WRONG WITH US?
WTC IS WRONG WITH US?
Worked for Facebook
This is also why AI is so dangerous, because it’s designed to push our “interact with it like it’s one of you” buttons, but it is very much Not Like Us
December 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Worked for Facebook
So tempting to make a joke about how many wives he probably had but that would be insensitive. They need this time to grieve.
Jeffrey R. Holland, next in line to lead Mormon church, dead at 85.
I doubt his last words were:
“Hasa Diga Eebowai!” 😋
I doubt his last words were:
“Hasa Diga Eebowai!” 😋
Jeffrey R. Holland, next in line to lead Mormon church, dead at 85 | CBC News
Holland died early Saturday morning from complications associated with kidney disease, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced on its website.
www.cbc.ca
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So tempting to make a joke about how many wives he probably had but that would be insensitive. They need this time to grieve.
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is it put one foot in front of the other, it’s put one foot in front of the other isn’t it
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
is it put one foot in front of the other, it’s put one foot in front of the other isn’t it