Tree Person 🌲
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Every time you kill an oligarch an angel gets their wings 🪽
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Every time you kill an oligarch an angel gets their wings 🪽
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pushing the food button in my enclosure over and over even though it electrocutes me
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
pushing the food button in my enclosure over and over even though it electrocutes me
LinkedIn never beating the dipshit allegations
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
LinkedIn never beating the dipshit allegations
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it's so cool how R means you never have to learn another language ever again. everything they can do, you can do in R through one package or another. Easily? No. Effectively? No. Safely? Look man don't harsh this vibe I'm tryna reticulate.
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
it's so cool how R means you never have to learn another language ever again. everything they can do, you can do in R through one package or another. Easily? No. Effectively? No. Safely? Look man don't harsh this vibe I'm tryna reticulate.
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There are now 2,900 billionaires, and they hold $15.8 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There are now 2,900 billionaires, and they hold $15.8 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
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Someone’s going to get multiple copies of “the house bunny” in their inbox
According to this form you can upload 5Gb files.
FBI is soliciting tips on threats to the immigration enforcement operation codenamed "Catahoula Crunch"
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Someone’s going to get multiple copies of “the house bunny” in their inbox
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"Cultural impact" is such a loser shit, too. You can't just enjoy stuff anymore. You got go watch a movie already wondering what memes will go viral about it afterwards.
It's just like being unable to eat withouth posting the picture of the meal on IG first.
Yelp culture in a nutshell.
It's just like being unable to eat withouth posting the picture of the meal on IG first.
Yelp culture in a nutshell.
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Cultural impact" is such a loser shit, too. You can't just enjoy stuff anymore. You got go watch a movie already wondering what memes will go viral about it afterwards.
It's just like being unable to eat withouth posting the picture of the meal on IG first.
Yelp culture in a nutshell.
It's just like being unable to eat withouth posting the picture of the meal on IG first.
Yelp culture in a nutshell.
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You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure.
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Real snapshot of the economy at large
Larger businesses with 50 or more employees reported a net gain of 90,000 workers.
But companies with fewer than 50 saw a decline of about 120,000.
But companies with fewer than 50 saw a decline of about 120,000.
U.S. companies cut 32,000 workers in November.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Real snapshot of the economy at large
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The entire glyphosate (Roundup herbicide) saga is an appalling example of politicized science and motivated reasoning. Now key anti-Roundup papers AND key pro-Roundup papers have been retracted. Worse, I'd be willing to take odds that partisans of both sides will be completely unbothered by this.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The entire glyphosate (Roundup herbicide) saga is an appalling example of politicized science and motivated reasoning. Now key anti-Roundup papers AND key pro-Roundup papers have been retracted. Worse, I'd be willing to take odds that partisans of both sides will be completely unbothered by this.
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There is critical vulnerability in React Server Components disclosed as CVE-2025-55182 that impacts React 19 and frameworks that use it.
A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.
react.dev/blog/2025/12...
A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.
react.dev/blog/2025/12...
Critical Security Vulnerability in React Server Components – React
The library for web and native user interfaces
react.dev
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There is critical vulnerability in React Server Components disclosed as CVE-2025-55182 that impacts React 19 and frameworks that use it.
A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.
react.dev/blog/2025/12...
A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.
react.dev/blog/2025/12...
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*Watching a live feed of missile strikes in a foreign country* and Joan, tell us: what’s the over-under on civilian casualties?
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
*Watching a live feed of missile strikes in a foreign country* and Joan, tell us: what’s the over-under on civilian casualties?
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I feel like every true Ramen fan recognizes the pain of a Ramen Experiment stretching out into a second day, but that pain represents failure in us, not in the Ramen
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I feel like every true Ramen fan recognizes the pain of a Ramen Experiment stretching out into a second day, but that pain represents failure in us, not in the Ramen
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
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An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
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Opportunities to transform nature don’t get much bigger than this!
We have the opportunity to conserve 340 acres (138 hectares) of biodiverse countryside surrounding the Cerne Abbas Giant, Dorset.
We have the opportunity to conserve 340 acres (138 hectares) of biodiverse countryside surrounding the Cerne Abbas Giant, Dorset.
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
wheezing
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Rare moment I have some knowledge:
Grocery stores handle distribution and logistics for manufacturers. They also send out specs for quality, price, packaging, etc for their private label products and manufacturers will compete for the contract
- Worked in CPG & supply chain
Grocery stores handle distribution and logistics for manufacturers. They also send out specs for quality, price, packaging, etc for their private label products and manufacturers will compete for the contract
- Worked in CPG & supply chain
What public purpose does it serve that one supplier sells the same product to multiple companies who turn around and sell it to the public under multiple brand names.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Rare moment I have some knowledge:
Grocery stores handle distribution and logistics for manufacturers. They also send out specs for quality, price, packaging, etc for their private label products and manufacturers will compete for the contract
- Worked in CPG & supply chain
Grocery stores handle distribution and logistics for manufacturers. They also send out specs for quality, price, packaging, etc for their private label products and manufacturers will compete for the contract
- Worked in CPG & supply chain
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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I don’t understand why Hemingway got to drink himself to death while writing a manifesto in a house full of cats but when I do it it’s “a maladaptive coping mechanism” and I “need to talk to someone”
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I don’t understand why Hemingway got to drink himself to death while writing a manifesto in a house full of cats but when I do it it’s “a maladaptive coping mechanism” and I “need to talk to someone”
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What are we even doing here
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What are we even doing here
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i'm creating a wonderful delusion to live in for the next 10-20 years
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
i'm creating a wonderful delusion to live in for the next 10-20 years
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The modal year of death from the evolution of Homo sapiens until the 1940s was 0 - 1 year old.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The modal year of death from the evolution of Homo sapiens until the 1940s was 0 - 1 year old.
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Vaccine for smallpox invented in in 1796. Vaccines for TB, diphtheria, scarlet fever, and whooping cough came out between 1921-1926. Polio in 1952, MMR (individually) by 1970.
Observe.
Observe.
Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Vaccine for smallpox invented in in 1796. Vaccines for TB, diphtheria, scarlet fever, and whooping cough came out between 1921-1926. Polio in 1952, MMR (individually) by 1970.
Observe.
Observe.
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*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.