Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
I write and direct stuff. Also made monsters for some movies you may have seen. WGA SAG TV-MA
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Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
· Nov 22
The little dose of satisfaction I get when I find a new jackass to block is making me start to understand that whole Pokemon thing.
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I told the kids we had 3 of them so that we've got one to make money, one to marry money, and whoever's left gets to change my poopy diapers when I'm done with looking after myself. Long story short, they're now in a race to leave home first.
And that's how you win at parenting.
And that's how you win at parenting.
October 13, 2023 at 3:48 PM
I told the kids we had 3 of them so that we've got one to make money, one to marry money, and whoever's left gets to change my poopy diapers when I'm done with looking after myself. Long story short, they're now in a race to leave home first.
And that's how you win at parenting.
And that's how you win at parenting.
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Brace yourselves everybody - Christmas starts tomorrow.
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Brace yourselves everybody - Christmas starts tomorrow.
I named my fists Simon and Garfunkel because one does almost all the writing.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I named my fists Simon and Garfunkel because one does almost all the writing.
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Please keep in mind – the instant they do not see you as with them or of them, this is what they will wish on you as well
And a whole lot of us are neither with them nor of them
And a whole lot of us are neither with them nor of them
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Please keep in mind – the instant they do not see you as with them or of them, this is what they will wish on you as well
And a whole lot of us are neither with them nor of them
And a whole lot of us are neither with them nor of them
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Me: Where did all those goth children come from?
Zoo keeper: Those are penguins.
Zoo keeper: Those are penguins.
July 31, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Me: Where did all those goth children come from?
Zoo keeper: Those are penguins.
Zoo keeper: Those are penguins.
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We wanted to understand the legality of killing Venezuelan boaters without a trial or charges. So we talked to three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a Buc-ee’s in Amarillo.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We wanted to understand the legality of killing Venezuelan boaters without a trial or charges. So we talked to three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a Buc-ee’s in Amarillo.
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One of the very few things I don’t like about Bluesky is that there are currently less than a dozen search results here for “Grunge Frasier.”
This will not stand. In honour of my brother Jon, who created it and who is not on Bluesky, here’s “Grunge Frasier.” youtu.be/jl1vN-3jiT4
This will not stand. In honour of my brother Jon, who created it and who is not on Bluesky, here’s “Grunge Frasier.” youtu.be/jl1vN-3jiT4
Grunge Frasier - Black Hole Sons
Frasier’s evening plans are ruined; Martin offers an unhelpful alternative. Frasier, Niles, Martin, Gil: Jon Blair Daphne: Jocelyn Geddie Opening Guitar: RJ Satchithananthan
youtu.be
June 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
One of the very few things I don’t like about Bluesky is that there are currently less than a dozen search results here for “Grunge Frasier.”
This will not stand. In honour of my brother Jon, who created it and who is not on Bluesky, here’s “Grunge Frasier.” youtu.be/jl1vN-3jiT4
This will not stand. In honour of my brother Jon, who created it and who is not on Bluesky, here’s “Grunge Frasier.” youtu.be/jl1vN-3jiT4
Me: Hmm, "Lane Kiffin" has been trending for quite a while. Maybe I need to know what that is.
*clicks*
I did not need to know what that is.
*clicks*
I did not need to know what that is.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Me: Hmm, "Lane Kiffin" has been trending for quite a while. Maybe I need to know what that is.
*clicks*
I did not need to know what that is.
*clicks*
I did not need to know what that is.
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You guys wanna see a dead body
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You guys wanna see a dead body
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Not to kink shame or w/e but this truly reads like he spent the evening getting railed
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Not to kink shame or w/e but this truly reads like he spent the evening getting railed
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![orteil42 posts on Tumblr: "I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the Joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me"
orteil42 then gets a bunch of replies:
[Is this a reference to something?] [Why'd you write it like that?] [Is that from something?]
"you are making this so difficult"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreielyizv57cwqdm5zoqz6mu6ikxgkhemsgew3m2dmi6ybp2bri2c2q@jpeg)
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
As industry made workers more productive, layers of bureaucracy and management were added to replace those jobs. Now we have entire buildings full of people who don't do what their company actually does. So yeah, AI can replace a lot of that work because it's mostly make-believe already.
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As industry made workers more productive, layers of bureaucracy and management were added to replace those jobs. Now we have entire buildings full of people who don't do what their company actually does. So yeah, AI can replace a lot of that work because it's mostly make-believe already.
If I’m spending $100k on a personal vehicle, it should be able to zip in to Czechoslovakia and zip right out again.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
If I’m spending $100k on a personal vehicle, it should be able to zip in to Czechoslovakia and zip right out again.
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Maybe American journalists should reflect on the courage of Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Maybe American journalists should reflect on the courage of Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
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“I wear the chain I forged in life! I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?”
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
“I wear the chain I forged in life! I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?”
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fuck him up bonnie
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
fuck him up bonnie
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
I have successfully navigated the social meal event and returned home intact. So that's out of the way for another year.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have successfully navigated the social meal event and returned home intact. So that's out of the way for another year.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Springsteen
Bob Seger
Counting Crows
Warren Zevon
John Prine (with Steve Goodman)
Bonus: First concert ever... Chicago
Springsteen
Bob Seger
Counting Crows
Warren Zevon
John Prine (with Steve Goodman)
Bonus: First concert ever... Chicago
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Dolly
2. Willie
3. The Replacements
4. Simple Minds
5. Elvis
1. Dolly
2. Willie
3. The Replacements
4. Simple Minds
5. Elvis
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Prince
2. Sting
3. Elvis Costello
4. UB40
5. 10,000 Maniacs
1. Prince
2. Sting
3. Elvis Costello
4. UB40
5. 10,000 Maniacs
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Springsteen
Bob Seger
Counting Crows
Warren Zevon
John Prine (with Steve Goodman)
Bonus: First concert ever... Chicago
Springsteen
Bob Seger
Counting Crows
Warren Zevon
John Prine (with Steve Goodman)
Bonus: First concert ever... Chicago
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I stole this off Facebook from a nerdy cool kid I went to high school with.
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I stole this off Facebook from a nerdy cool kid I went to high school with.
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
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hi that's racist
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
hi that's racist