Ominous Presence
@urgothgf.bsky.social
Possessed by a demon and kind of enjoying it. BG3, DnD, Go to DMC 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Me flirting:
Do you like Stardew Valley?
December 6, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Me flirting:
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Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
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shopping for black friday cremation package deals
November 29, 2024 at 2:26 PM
shopping for black friday cremation package deals
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
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Post: Damn, salt really does make everything better 😂
Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
November 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Post: Damn, salt really does make everything better 😂
Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
Saw this sign and it has me wondering if I actually understand English. I sense a threat in it
November 27, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Saw this sign and it has me wondering if I actually understand English. I sense a threat in it
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It’s really cool to be able to go to genius.com and not just see the lyrics of a song but also read analysis written by people experiencing concussion symptoms and/or carbon monoxide exposure
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
It’s really cool to be able to go to genius.com and not just see the lyrics of a song but also read analysis written by people experiencing concussion symptoms and/or carbon monoxide exposure
My mother hates it when I speak such truths
my toxic trait is that I didn’t ask to be born
November 25, 2024 at 6:30 PM
My mother hates it when I speak such truths
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Your mother and I met thanks to a starter pack called badass shitposters
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Your mother and I met thanks to a starter pack called badass shitposters
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i’ve been incorporating more microplastics into my diet lately
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
i’ve been incorporating more microplastics into my diet lately
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Gazing longingly at a framed picture of my bed that I keep on my work desk
November 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Gazing longingly at a framed picture of my bed that I keep on my work desk
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loudly meowing as a defense mechanism
November 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM
loudly meowing as a defense mechanism
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Im a Normal woman into Normal things dont worry bout it
November 24, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Im a Normal woman into Normal things dont worry bout it
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me, watching Sleeping Beauty, a harmless children’s cartoon: what do you think the economic impact was to the kingdom when they burned all the looms? Do you think they had to turn to cloth imports, creating a trade deficit which destabilized the nascent industrial econ—
Absolutely no one:
Me, watching Sleeping Beauty, a harmless children’s cartoon: what do you think the economic impact was to the kingdom when they burned all the looms? Do you think they had to turn to cloth imports, creating a trade deficit which destabilized the nascent industrial econ—
November 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me, watching Sleeping Beauty, a harmless children’s cartoon: what do you think the economic impact was to the kingdom when they burned all the looms? Do you think they had to turn to cloth imports, creating a trade deficit which destabilized the nascent industrial econ—
Absolutely no one:
Me, watching Sleeping Beauty, a harmless children’s cartoon: what do you think the economic impact was to the kingdom when they burned all the looms? Do you think they had to turn to cloth imports, creating a trade deficit which destabilized the nascent industrial econ—
POV you’re interviewing me for a job and asked what my biggest weakness is:
That’s my problem, I’m too serious online.
November 25, 2024 at 11:18 AM
POV you’re interviewing me for a job and asked what my biggest weakness is:
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[wife reading my celebrity cheat list] Mr. Bean isn't a real person
November 24, 2024 at 6:02 AM
[wife reading my celebrity cheat list] Mr. Bean isn't a real person
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Who is brave enough to invent an app where people like me a lot
November 24, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Who is brave enough to invent an app where people like me a lot
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they should make underwear with pockets
November 24, 2024 at 4:20 AM
they should make underwear with pockets
Liking posts here feels like being a wealthy Victorian man throwing coins into the gutter with abandon. Reposting feels like handing coins directly to a cheeky local orphan so they can buy beer before work.
#history
#history
November 25, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Liking posts here feels like being a wealthy Victorian man throwing coins into the gutter with abandon. Reposting feels like handing coins directly to a cheeky local orphan so they can buy beer before work.
#history
#history
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doing a podcast where i cry for 1 hour
November 24, 2024 at 4:17 AM
doing a podcast where i cry for 1 hour
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mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus
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i want chappell roan to sing hot to go with the muppets and i want her to be miss piggy's first lesbian kiss. i will execute one hostage every hour until these demands are met
November 25, 2024 at 5:58 AM
i want chappell roan to sing hot to go with the muppets and i want her to be miss piggy's first lesbian kiss. i will execute one hostage every hour until these demands are met