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Now recovered from democracy, the rich find their way again to the time of kings and queens.
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Nobody appreciates the jokes about Scott Adams converting to Islam on his death bed. He was already a devout Muslim and was posthumously baptized into the Mormon faith. I know that tensions are high but we can't let that get in the way of basic facts.
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Nobody appreciates the jokes about Scott Adams converting to Islam on his death bed. He was already a devout Muslim and was posthumously baptized into the Mormon faith. I know that tensions are high but we can't let that get in the way of basic facts.
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ICE gets over $9 billion in budget every year, despite their lawless, violent invasion of our communities doing nothing to make us safer. That is why I am calling for their budget to be increased to no more than $12 billion a year at least until they promise they will shape up.
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
ICE gets over $9 billion in budget every year, despite their lawless, violent invasion of our communities doing nothing to make us safer. That is why I am calling for their budget to be increased to no more than $12 billion a year at least until they promise they will shape up.
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Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."
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John Fetterman has not yet commented on the ICE murder, as he has been taken in by a kindly blind hermit who is unable to be horrified by his visage
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
John Fetterman has not yet commented on the ICE murder, as he has been taken in by a kindly blind hermit who is unable to be horrified by his visage
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This is why you prosecute the Bush administration officials for the torture program
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
This is why you prosecute the Bush administration officials for the torture program
there should be a number shaped like the letter u
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
there should be a number shaped like the letter u
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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We're decades downstream from at most light sentences for photographing torture and no sentences for authorizing it or perpetrating it. Only looking forward offers amnesty to those who commit crimes in our name and on the public payroll, and makes further violations more likely. Here we are.
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
We're decades downstream from at most light sentences for photographing torture and no sentences for authorizing it or perpetrating it. Only looking forward offers amnesty to those who commit crimes in our name and on the public payroll, and makes further violations more likely. Here we are.
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In a joint statement, Democratic House and Senate leaders say Trump's actions in Venezuela "make you think," calling for increased fundraising
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
In a joint statement, Democratic House and Senate leaders say Trump's actions in Venezuela "make you think," calling for increased fundraising
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Tony Dookie-Pilled
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Tony Dookie-Pilled
Varang? Maybe get back to me when it’s Krang.
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Varang? Maybe get back to me when it’s Krang.
I got to live at the same time as the Go-Betweens, it can’t be all that bad.
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I got to live at the same time as the Go-Betweens, it can’t be all that bad.
As far as songs-to-sing-at-your-bandmate-about-your-relationship go, Dive for Your Memory clears more than one song on Rumours, and it’s brave of me to say it.
January 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
As far as songs-to-sing-at-your-bandmate-about-your-relationship go, Dive for Your Memory clears more than one song on Rumours, and it’s brave of me to say it.
I know something is true, but i can’t confirm it on a search engine. I know i’m not wrong, but now who can say? Enshittification has me dusting off feelings i haven’t had in thirty years.
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I know something is true, but i can’t confirm it on a search engine. I know i’m not wrong, but now who can say? Enshittification has me dusting off feelings i haven’t had in thirty years.
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Goated/GOAT means bad now. If someone says you’re the GOAT it means they think you’re like a goat, which sucks. Anyway, eat shit. Bye.
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Goated/GOAT means bad now. If someone says you’re the GOAT it means they think you’re like a goat, which sucks. Anyway, eat shit. Bye.
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"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
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told my grandma this is jonah hill now and she threw her dentures at the wall and locked herself in the bathroom.
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
told my grandma this is jonah hill now and she threw her dentures at the wall and locked herself in the bathroom.
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you cannot kiss the sky just anytime, you need to be excused
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
you cannot kiss the sky just anytime, you need to be excused