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Shohei Ohtani is just incredibly cool
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Shohei Ohtani is just incredibly cool
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geez, what a bust of a contract
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
geez, what a bust of a contract
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Assault with a deli weapon.
August 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Assault with a deli weapon.
@justinmasonfwfb.bsky.social
The Spotify robutts have a questionable AVG on nailing these but… truly, one of these things is not like the other.
The Spotify robutts have a questionable AVG on nailing these but… truly, one of these things is not like the other.
August 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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The Spotify robutts have a questionable AVG on nailing these but… truly, one of these things is not like the other.
The Spotify robutts have a questionable AVG on nailing these but… truly, one of these things is not like the other.
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The fastest runner in baseball is Bobby Witt. Unless it's Chandler Simpson. Unless it's Victor Scott. Unless it's Byron Buxton. Unless it's Trea Turner.
Wait, how do you even measure 'fastest player' anyway?
On a fun & complicated question --> www.mlb.com/news/fastest...
Wait, how do you even measure 'fastest player' anyway?
On a fun & complicated question --> www.mlb.com/news/fastest...
Who is the fastest player in baseball? It's complicated
Who is the fastest player in baseball?
That’s a pretty fun question to ask, especially at a time when racing is on the mind, ahead of the Aug. 2 Speedway Classic between the Braves and Reds at the ico...
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July 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The fastest runner in baseball is Bobby Witt. Unless it's Chandler Simpson. Unless it's Victor Scott. Unless it's Byron Buxton. Unless it's Trea Turner.
Wait, how do you even measure 'fastest player' anyway?
On a fun & complicated question --> www.mlb.com/news/fastest...
Wait, how do you even measure 'fastest player' anyway?
On a fun & complicated question --> www.mlb.com/news/fastest...
Crazy @manstallion remains unclaimed
July 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Crazy @manstallion remains unclaimed
@gumbyscreens.bsky.social remains flawless
July 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
@gumbyscreens.bsky.social remains flawless
“Bonk”
July 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“Bonk”
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Hitting it to Jim Thome territory
July 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hitting it to Jim Thome territory
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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Rebranding leftovers as “legacy meals”
May 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Rebranding leftovers as “legacy meals”
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Ten million posts about the state of AI and they’re all just iterations on a Shel Silverstein poem written when the Atari 400 cost half as much as a used car
May 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ten million posts about the state of AI and they’re all just iterations on a Shel Silverstein poem written when the Atari 400 cost half as much as a used car
Does anyone else keep getting the same MLB Radio ad (often multiple times a break) while listening on the #MLB app - of Mike Piazza on the first game after 9/11?
It’s been at least a month, if not two, straight.
Someone fall asleep on a button at the digital marketing office?
It’s been at least a month, if not two, straight.
Someone fall asleep on a button at the digital marketing office?
May 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Does anyone else keep getting the same MLB Radio ad (often multiple times a break) while listening on the #MLB app - of Mike Piazza on the first game after 9/11?
It’s been at least a month, if not two, straight.
Someone fall asleep on a button at the digital marketing office?
It’s been at least a month, if not two, straight.
Someone fall asleep on a button at the digital marketing office?
@ewpod.bsky.social
Regarding an outfielder guiding a fly ball over the fence mistakenly, have we considered
Home Run Slobbery?
Regarding an outfielder guiding a fly ball over the fence mistakenly, have we considered
Home Run Slobbery?
May 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Regarding an outfielder guiding a fly ball over the fence mistakenly, have we considered
Home Run Slobbery?
Regarding an outfielder guiding a fly ball over the fence mistakenly, have we considered
Home Run Slobbery?
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
theonion.com
May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
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“Hey, hold still, I know you’re laughing but I have to count how many of you there are”
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“Hey, hold still, I know you’re laughing but I have to count how many of you there are”
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Today's blog: I looked through history to see if having the pope on your side is good for a sports team. To get to my answer I had to grapple with the Risorgimento, UEFA and the difference between prayer and magic
May 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Today's blog: I looked through history to see if having the pope on your side is good for a sports team. To get to my answer I had to grapple with the Risorgimento, UEFA and the difference between prayer and magic
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From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...
May 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...
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