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We wish you a merry chris-Moose!
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Stephen Miller is the Joseph Goebbels of the 21st century.
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Turns out the Doomsday teaser was missing some VO from Chris Evans!
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"I think refusing is actually the more hopeful, expansive vision of the future than the one that is telling us that the future is already settled and decided. That's my daring idea. Just say no."
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."

- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.

Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Imagine saying, in public, in writing, that if people have portapotties by their tent outside IN FUCKING MINNESOTA that they won't want to have indoor shelter anymore.

The fucking AUDACITY.

www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey vetoes City Council's homeless encampment response ordinance
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says he has vetoed a new homeless encampment response policy that the City Council passed last week.
www.cbsnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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She asked one question: "Are you ICE?"

With no warning, agents took her to the ground. They shackled her for hours. They cut off parts of her clothes — and even her wedding ring.

Now, @aclumn.bsky.social is fighting back for protesters, observers and journalists exercising their 1A rights.
ACLU of Minnesota sues ICE over alleged mistreatment of observers
Six residents say they were threatened, pepper sprayed and unlawfully detained for observing immigration enforcement actions.
www.startribune.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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For a lot of people in Minnesota, these assassinations have been the backdrop to a lot that's happened since. There's some dismay that the country barely blinked before it moved on. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
Melissa Hortman died in a shocking act of political violence. This is her story
www.rollingstone.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here

Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻‍♂️
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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FUCKIN FACTS 💯
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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After ICE did this in Illinois, the Secretary of State revoked the plates, sent a cease and desist to ICE, threatened to suspend rental car licenses for allowing ICE to swap plates and set up a tip hotline to report plate tampering.

MN deserves the same action.

www.ilsos.gov/news/2025/de...
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ah, another vulnerable population sacrificed on the altar of "bipartisanship" by @amyklobuchar.com
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This is Jacob Frey’s MPD.
Disheartening to see federal agents take two neighbors on 29th & Pillsbury. Chemical irritants were used on observers by them.

MPD showed up on scene, created a pathway for these federal agents to kidnap our neighbors, and assisted with controlling the space. Disappointing and heartbreaking.
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Giving Gaston a fleshed out backstory is like trying to humanise the kind of guy who consumes no media except team sports and Andrew Tate videos, and thinks women have gotten above themselves.

Which is probably why Disney are so keen on it right now.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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No one needs backstory for Gaston
More oratory for Gaston
These things are not mandatory for Gaston…
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don't know why MS thought a "feature" that is essentially a more invasive, more likely to be wrong version of Clippy would be popular.
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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🎶 Raspberry bidet🎶
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I like how the people who defend him always frame his anti-trans views as some kind of common sense political calculation, and then he comes out and says "actually my heart is just full of transphobia."
Ahh so he’s just openly admitting his absolutely abysmal and transphobic views on trans people in sports are just fully made without listening to any actual facts on the issues, just shit he’s made up based on fear mongering. Cool cool. But did you know he’s the best on trans? He said so!
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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not the point, but it’s pretty funny what the Strib considers a “potent voice”
What @startribune.com choses to post on different platforms is interesting. Over at X dot com their vibe is much different than on Bsky. Publisher Steve Grove recently said how proud he was that none of his management team have a journalism background. It shows, because this is not journalism:
December 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM