XY Thot(s)
@xythots.bsky.social
the all-knowing shitposter you twats deserve
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*manifesting another pandemic so everyone will get slutty on main again
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I think many of you are high.
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I think many of you are high.
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"If your erection persists for more than four hours, call your doctor
on Bluesky LIVE"
on Bluesky LIVE"
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"If your erection persists for more than four hours, call your doctor
on Bluesky LIVE"
on Bluesky LIVE"
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maybe i could draw uranus though
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
maybe i could draw uranus though
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Doctor told me I have a healthy prostate.
I was deeply touched.
I was deeply touched.
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Doctor told me I have a healthy prostate.
I was deeply touched.
I was deeply touched.
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My account is an acquired taste
For people who have no taste
For people who have no taste
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
My account is an acquired taste
For people who have no taste
For people who have no taste
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Sorry I muted you, but I'm pretty full up from the inspiration you posted at the last place.
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Sorry I muted you, but I'm pretty full up from the inspiration you posted at the last place.
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Grapefruits have come a long way since my day.
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Grapefruits have come a long way since my day.
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I sang him a great song and all he heard was my jazz hands.
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I sang him a great song and all he heard was my jazz hands.
You say it tastes like ass like it’s a bad thing
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
You say it tastes like ass like it’s a bad thing
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I'm getting behind on my button pushing
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I'm getting behind on my button pushing
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Do you all get like… Mario Kart cravings or is that a me thing?
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Do you all get like… Mario Kart cravings or is that a me thing?
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Sure I go to church if by church you mean to 5 guys for a quintuple penetration burger
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sure I go to church if by church you mean to 5 guys for a quintuple penetration burger
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nipples are the eyes of the chest
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
nipples are the eyes of the chest
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The biggest lesson I've learned from trying winter sports is that I am incredibly out of shape.
January 18, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The biggest lesson I've learned from trying winter sports is that I am incredibly out of shape.
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i support border collies without borders
January 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
i support border collies without borders
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To the naked person closing their blinds across the street: yes I saw you
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
To the naked person closing their blinds across the street: yes I saw you
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men would rather go to therapy than sit to pee
January 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
men would rather go to therapy than sit to pee
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I’m suing the producers of 28 Years Later because they know damn well that Bone Palace was the name of my senior year off-campus apartment
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’m suing the producers of 28 Years Later because they know damn well that Bone Palace was the name of my senior year off-campus apartment
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Which end of a sandwich is the ass end?
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Which end of a sandwich is the ass end?
ISO Auburn 40+ to explain Findom to me but for free
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
ISO Auburn 40+ to explain Findom to me but for free
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i bet if we put our heads together they'd want our hearts to cum too
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
i bet if we put our heads together they'd want our hearts to cum too
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So high that I forgot how blankets work and I’m not sure I’m in my own house.
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
So high that I forgot how blankets work and I’m not sure I’m in my own house.
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My butthole is two factor authenticated.
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
My butthole is two factor authenticated.
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why is it called a microwave oven if the food comes out the same size
January 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
why is it called a microwave oven if the food comes out the same size
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My Mom likes me today. Why me!
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
My Mom likes me today. Why me!