XY Thot(s)
@xythots.bsky.social
the all-knowing shitposter you twats deserve
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*manifesting another pandemic so everyone will get slutty on main again
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We all need deep fryers, frankly.
January 20, 2026 at 8:19 PM
We all need deep fryers, frankly.
Not being very dominant now, are u bruh 💀💀💀
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Not being very dominant now, are u bruh 💀💀💀
not into kink shaming idgaf everyone has their own kinks but I will shame online doms becuase that’s mine.
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
not into kink shaming idgaf everyone has their own kinks but I will shame online doms becuase that’s mine.
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Vague shitposting > shit vagueposting
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Vague shitposting > shit vagueposting
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It's only perineum if it's from the gooch valley, otherwise it's just sparkling arsehole.
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 PM
It's only perineum if it's from the gooch valley, otherwise it's just sparkling arsehole.
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Unfollowing the accounts you've had muted for years is like cleaning out the junk drawer in the kitchen
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Unfollowing the accounts you've had muted for years is like cleaning out the junk drawer in the kitchen
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Friend: "Is THAT my shirt?"
Me: "It used to be."
Me: "It used to be."
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Friend: "Is THAT my shirt?"
Me: "It used to be."
Me: "It used to be."
Ok, I’ll bite. WTF is an “Indiana” ?
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Ok, I’ll bite. WTF is an “Indiana” ?
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Overheard:
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Overheard:
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
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I’m really into exclamation points right now!
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I’m really into exclamation points right now!
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conway twitty is right, i Do want a lover with a slow hand. and then a really really fast hand for a while. and then kinda slow again....
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
conway twitty is right, i Do want a lover with a slow hand. and then a really really fast hand for a while. and then kinda slow again....
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bring that eggplant a lil closer baby
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 PM
bring that eggplant a lil closer baby
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i put a 26.2 sticker on my car…i didn’t run a marathon but anybody can buy one, they don’t check
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 PM
i put a 26.2 sticker on my car…i didn’t run a marathon but anybody can buy one, they don’t check
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turns out even canadian cst is mid, just less so.
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 AM
turns out even canadian cst is mid, just less so.
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Sleep is for the weak as I finish my night coffee.
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Sleep is for the weak as I finish my night coffee.
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Who called it semen when taco seasoning was right there.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Who called it semen when taco seasoning was right there.
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I have had pizza for dinner three days in a row and I'm rarin' to fuck.
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I have had pizza for dinner three days in a row and I'm rarin' to fuck.
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*helping my wife recover from knee surgery
Would you like your pussy eaten? No?
Ok, I’m fresh out of ideas
Would you like your pussy eaten? No?
Ok, I’m fresh out of ideas
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
*helping my wife recover from knee surgery
Would you like your pussy eaten? No?
Ok, I’m fresh out of ideas
Would you like your pussy eaten? No?
Ok, I’m fresh out of ideas
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Thinking about setting up a retirement plan for my ceiling fan. That poor guy has earned it.
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Thinking about setting up a retirement plan for my ceiling fan. That poor guy has earned it.
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If I seem grumpy I need you to understand that I’m being tortured. My daughter is making brownies and they’re still in the oven forcing me to smell them and not be able to eat them yet
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
If I seem grumpy I need you to understand that I’m being tortured. My daughter is making brownies and they’re still in the oven forcing me to smell them and not be able to eat them yet
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I trusted cottage cheese and it showed me who it really was. Protein content was high. Joy was zero.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I trusted cottage cheese and it showed me who it really was. Protein content was high. Joy was zero.
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going viral increases the chances of finding my wife please gas this for the sake of love
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
going viral increases the chances of finding my wife please gas this for the sake of love
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ERECTION, YOUR HONOR!
*gavel*
Cumstained.
*gavel*
Cumstained.
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
ERECTION, YOUR HONOR!
*gavel*
Cumstained.
*gavel*
Cumstained.