zlorpl.bsky.social
@zlorpl.bsky.social
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We may technically be poorer than them, but when it comes to what really matters, most of us are far richer. That’s why stuff like A Christmas Carol hits nearly 200 years later. Tale as old as time, bringing much comfort
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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When a low-trustoid says something so antisocial you gotta hit them with the civic virtue stare
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Great, our cyberpunk dystopia is also an urban fantasy where we confound the soulless Fae with poems and riddles.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Thermostatic opinion when I’m out of power: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Thermostatic opinion when I’m in power: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.
October 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Woke 2 is going to hit them like a tidal wave. Pete Hegseth WILL put his preferred pronouns in his email bio or he will spend the next three seasons picking strawberries in the San Joaquin Valley
September 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Me at 11:56PM Eastern Standard Time on a Sunday night yelling to my wife about fascism
August 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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"0.3 per cent of the world’s land area – yes, just the land – would be needed to meet the current energy demand from solar alone, which is LESS THAN THE CURRENT LAND FOOTPRINT OF FOSSIL FUEL INFRASTRUCTURE."
Why solar power is the only viable power source in the long run
Not only is solar more than capable of supplying all the world’s energy, in the long term it is the only power source that won’t fry the planet
www.newscientist.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Is that a bell tolling? Whom’s that for?
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Climate change … this whole thing smacks of gender
August 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM