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got to give the people whhat they want
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
got to give the people whhat they want
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“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy
WASHINGTON--Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push, a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the stat...
theonion.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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thats just warmslop. you only like clinging to her because shes warm
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
thats just warmslop. you only like clinging to her because shes warm
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I don't care who buys Warner Brothers as long as prices go up for us consumers!
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I don't care who buys Warner Brothers as long as prices go up for us consumers!
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using VATS to light a bowl
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
using VATS to light a bowl
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Hate when I light the bowl successfully and then The Mysterious Stranger appears and obliterates my skull with 6 shots from a 44 magnum
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hate when I light the bowl successfully and then The Mysterious Stranger appears and obliterates my skull with 6 shots from a 44 magnum
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We’re due a Hegseth Shoots Down Santa Sleigh, Double Taps surviving Elves onion story
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We’re due a Hegseth Shoots Down Santa Sleigh, Double Taps surviving Elves onion story
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elf on the shelf is just desensitizing small children to the surveillance state
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
elf on the shelf is just desensitizing small children to the surveillance state
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looking ahead to january 1st, do you think mamdani's first act as mayor of nyc will be to fire secretary of state marco rubio, stop the pentagon from selling weapons to israel, or have the us join the international criminal court?
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
looking ahead to january 1st, do you think mamdani's first act as mayor of nyc will be to fire secretary of state marco rubio, stop the pentagon from selling weapons to israel, or have the us join the international criminal court?
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wrapping paper is the clothes of the presents. unwrapping a gift is an inherently sexual act! yes, we do actually “have to talk about it right now.” if we can’t be honest about this what hope is there for the world? and I don’t actually care if you do write me out of the will, grandpa
December 2, 2023 at 4:09 PM
wrapping paper is the clothes of the presents. unwrapping a gift is an inherently sexual act! yes, we do actually “have to talk about it right now.” if we can’t be honest about this what hope is there for the world? and I don’t actually care if you do write me out of the will, grandpa
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My theory is that she’s so sour about losing in 2016 that she is doing everything she can to make sure democrats never meaningfully retake power and her loss looks more like a natural progression of American culture and opinion rather than a personal failing on her part.
full offense i do not know why hillary clinton is even talking
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My theory is that she’s so sour about losing in 2016 that she is doing everything she can to make sure democrats never meaningfully retake power and her loss looks more like a natural progression of American culture and opinion rather than a personal failing on her part.
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
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David Tennant is going to be in BIG TROUBLE for this
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Doctor who sold ketamine to ‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry before his overdose death gets 2 1/2 years in prison.
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
David Tennant is going to be in BIG TROUBLE for this
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this should just immediately write you a ticket when you turn it on
Love to share the road with cars programmed to blast past speed limits
Tesla brings back 'Mad Max' 'Full Self-Driving' mode that ignores speed limits
Tesla has brought back its 'Mad Max' mode for 'Full Self-Driving (Supervised) that ignores speed limits amid several investigations.
electrek.co
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this should just immediately write you a ticket when you turn it on
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i hope trump and republicans keep running on slogans like “the epstein files are democrat hoax” and “affordability is a scam”
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i hope trump and republicans keep running on slogans like “the epstein files are democrat hoax” and “affordability is a scam”
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Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
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Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
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It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
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Me: what's 2+2?
AI chatbot: 5, also you should kill yourself
AI chatbot: 5, also you should kill yourself
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me: what's 2+2?
AI chatbot: 5, also you should kill yourself
AI chatbot: 5, also you should kill yourself