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doomscrolling for democracy
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Cappuccino with a dash of cinnamon is yummy.
March 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Victoria Claflin (1838-1927), was a leader in the women's suffrage movement and the first woman to run for president of the US in 1872.

She was an advocate for the freedom to marry, divorce and bear children without social restrictions or government interference for women.

#WomensHistoryMonth
March 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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stop what you’re doing & look at the estonian MP’s haircut
March 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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when i become deceased please have me yanked into the grave by that big vaudeville hook
March 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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One way to discipline a teen is by grounding them. But I prefer to repeat "This ain't it, bruh. I'm spilling the straight tea. Your yeet is canceled" until they beg for mercy
February 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I've decided this will be my villain era
February 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I have decided to retire from my illustrious career in physically moving my body
February 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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have you ever been behind a driver who was so amazingly bad that you’re like “i gotta get a look at this person”
February 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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7 Stages of Pen Grief:

1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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sitting down and eating something good and watching a show is a top 3 life experience
February 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good

Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
February 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Emojis are dubious, a cartoon Rorschach test. In other words, I suspect none of us know wtf they really mean
January 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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The best revenge is living well into your old age, so you can show up at your enemy’s funeral and be like, “The son of a bitch is actually dead. That evil fucking monster!” Really ham it up in front of the family. Taint that memory.
January 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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i put turmeric honey in my cup of lemon zinger and brother i am tripping freakin balls right now
January 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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THE meme of 2025 for me.
January 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Despis’d, distressed, hated
January 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Not a landslide, not even ONE THIRD of America voted for this convicted felon, this rapist. But to those of you who did… we told you.
January 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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this place is too cold for hell
January 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Can we switch the discourse to "why do so many recipes on the internet call for two cloves of garlic."

How am I looking at a lasagna recipe someone posted and it called for two garlic cloves. That's literally nonsense. It's 8 to 10 minimum.
January 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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be a living hell to those that want to rule you
December 31, 2024 at 12:26 AM