DaddyJew
@daddyjew.bsky.social
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Coworker: is this AI? *shows me a video of MLK issuing the Stone Cold Stunner to The Undertaker before flicking him off*

Me: no, that happened
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daddyjew.bsky.social
you look like you’ve never watched a single episode of Reading Rainbow and I can tell
daddyjew.bsky.social
*collecting social media apps like they’re Infinity Stones
daddyjew.bsky.social
she put the ‘ho’ in hopeless romantic
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deeks549.bsky.social
All of my shortcuts just lead to roadblocks
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deeks549.bsky.social
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
I’m not trying to gaslight you. You’re crazy.
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devlynangel.bsky.social
And I know everyone re-read this in his voice once they read it.
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
I’ve been hearing a lot about self-medicating. Where do you guys get your leeches?
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swishergirl24.bsky.social
Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think being against fascism should be a crime
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
Another duplicitous mother fucker, and some people wonder why I spend all my time alone.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Therapist: you’re your own worst enemy

Me: makes sense. Fuckin hate that guy
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Cop: have you been drinking?

Me: had about 23 Michelob Ultras

Cop: alright, so no
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daddyjew.bsky.social
autocorrect just changed pussy to pushy and now i can't shtop shexting like Sean Connery
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sophamir.bsky.social
hey everybody doomkick has been outed as having harassed and made many of your favorite people on here feel unsafe.

this is completely unacceptable and abhorrent behavior.

it is not hard to be respectful. it is not hard to treat people with decency.

see @carnitas.bsky.social posts with comments.
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writingdcm.bsky.social
—I’m in this picture and I love it—
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vtbee80.bsky.social
hmu if you wanna eat soup out of my belly button (no weirdos)
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison
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stonedeva.bsky.social
finally done with my shift manning phones for the antifa pledge drive
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overlooked237.bsky.social
Kiss me. I taste like bad decisions and Bagel Bites.
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trickykat.bsky.social
i've lost the will for you to live
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midge.bsky.social
I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.
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ashhull.bsky.social
My thought bubble is a question mark.
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thefaceofdave.bsky.social
Ronald McDonald used to be the Burger King's jester but he got fired for telling a racist joke.
daddyjew.bsky.social
not alive or dead but a secret third thing
an image of an organism scientist say neither alive nor dead