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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Apr 18

I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 7d

it's a lovely day to shout, "Balls!" at someone

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h

If a man is not willing to burn down an entire world for me, I don’t want it.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2h

That’s been my argument, too 🤣

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2h

She promptly launched herself at me as soon as I turned off the shower and opened the curtain because she wanted to sit on my shoulder 😅🤣

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14d

The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2h

Because women want to look like goddesses at all times and men are afraid that wiping their ass will make them gay

famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 2h

why do so many straight couples look like this

kermit the frog (a puppet) resting his head on debbie harry’s shoulder

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 2h

why do so many straight couples look like this

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2h

My car needs to get ahold of itself- my engine isn’t the only thing around here that needs serviced, so it’s going to have to wait its turn

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve seen better wieners in a pack of Hebrew National

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 1d

I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

The inspo for My Humps

BoschBot @boschbot.bsky.social · 4h

Garden of Earthly Delights

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 3h

I miss the days when I could squish a pumpkin with my thighs and and go a whole day not thinking about how GD fucked up the world is

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

"Hey handsome. Why not come over to my place and eat the fried breadcrumbs I'm covered in?" she said, croquettishly.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Oct 11

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3h

Boobs are the balls of the neck

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karyl @paintedsky.ca · 3h

everything i know about the amish i learned from that one episode of Animaniacs

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 3h

never been at the top of the podium

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 10h

My emotional support pickle just told me to stop eating my feelings

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 3h

I always assume people are just being nice.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3h

*watching son play Minecraft*

Me: why does that grave say Daddy?

Son: that's a different Daddy, you don't know him

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 5h

What’s up, dragon breath?

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 3h

putting out fires then being asked for water

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 4h

raspberries are so fucking good though

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3h

Does this dress make my ass look fat?

A white wedding dress with a large mauve oval Organ that happens to hide the world’s best kept secret. That’s right folks, sewn into the front of this dress is a woman’s bottom front.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h

If you decide to get it and want to try playing together or want help getting your feet under you and getting leveled up, let me know. If your profile is accurate, we’re in the same time zone so that should make it easy

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