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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻

@gothamcitymayor.bsky.social

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J. Cohen -Texan, educator, and nice curmudgeon. #zeitgang #MFFL #DallasWings 🇵🇸 🌎 Chicago, IL

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · Aug 24

My favorite Greek myth is the one where the hero defeats the monster, but then the monster starts a podcast.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 1d

[Receiving Nobel Peace Prize]

Me: "I’m honored, Mr. Chairman.”

My Mom from the audience: "He wet the bed til he was 17!”

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1h

if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17h

Battle of the Network Stars, but it’s just Fox News and OAN throwing napalm on each other.

-a comedy special

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 11h

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a cat

asking her to stop screaming at me while I shower

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12h

You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 6h

God gives his toughest battles to his most annoying soldiers.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder how many ICE dudes read Anne Frank’s diary in high school and thought, “I’d have gotten her sooner.”

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14h

really striking the degree to which not a single person working in the trump administration appears to be interested in serving the american people

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 9h

The worst part about enlightenment is how bright it is.

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 10h

The last symbol of a once great empire.

Wienermobile in an empty parking lot. Not alone.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11h

I was on a road trip today and stopped at a gas station. When I stepped into the bathroom stall, the toilet was plugged into the wall. Apparently it had a heating unit as well as a bidet system. I did not explore the amenities.

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Jeremy Ghost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 1d

Fall snacks are so fun. I love unhinging my jaw to swallow whole pumpkins and dry leaves.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 11h

My ultimate goal in life is to vanish with a whisp of smoke with at least 100 witnesses.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 11h

Stevie Biscuits

-Fleetwood Snack

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 11h

The hardest part about being self aware is how much I notice it.

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ToughPigs @toughpigs.com · 13h

Remembering the great Diane Keaton with the Muppets' homage from the 1982 Miss Piggy Calendar.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13h

By the end of the movie I actually found myself agreeing with the Blob

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Alan Mygatt-Tauber @amtappeals.bsky.social · 23h

Every federal department has a RIF plan. And back in February, they were all ordered to update them. RIFs can be legal, if they follow the plan. But based on the President’s comments yesterday, there is good reason to believe that (a) they aren’t, or (b) the plan itself is illegal. My bet is (a).

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 14h

I hope the world doesn’t think our forces can be crippled by people inside inflatables

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h

My emotional support pickle just told me to stop eating my feelings

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 13h

When we say “No Kings” this should include the nasty billionaires who use their money to control all media and the government.

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 13h

The funniest part about the 90’s was the scariest most gangster dudes would walk around wearing a Tweety bird shirt

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14h

Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 14h

I’m nostalgic for people I haven’t even met yet.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d

Weird how they say that vaccines are bad and the president is good but the president got two vaccines yesterday, I wonder how long it will take before he is forced to wear high heels or starts collecting model trains or whatever they think vaccines do besides save lives

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