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havishaf.bsky.social
S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
7.1K followers 2.1K following 4.3K posts
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. From the river to the sea Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème (patissière) 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Dec 15
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d
T'as vu ça!! Vraiment...
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d
😂😂
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d
Ok ok. Sorry🙄
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d
Oh! Truuuuue
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d
What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?
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treydayway.bsky.social
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 2d
It's too funky out there for deodorant to be this expensive
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 2d
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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los-los.bsky.social
Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d
bsky feature that tells drivers when on an on ramp to speed the fuck up cuz you’re about to get on a freeway
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girlawhirl.bsky.social
Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d
A hallucination draped in gold chains & chest hair is a New Jersey.
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trickykat.bsky.social
trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d
not gonna post good until the rest of you do the fucking same
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 2d
Often random people approach me to ask why I make up stories about random people approaching me
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xinicit.bsky.social
Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1d
[Supervillain’s Plan]

1. Kidnap geologists
2. Sacrifice geologists to create new island next to Manhattan
3. Name island Newer Jersey
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nursebrianrn.bsky.social
NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1d
the gayness leaving my body
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d
before you partake in the bluesky exodus, remember what father flannigan said: mastodon causes blindness.
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twosense.bsky.social
BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d
The mosquito buzzing around my head got annoyed with me and left.
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d
It’s not a free country until I can order hookers & blow on DoorDash
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d
*currently drunk enough to consider eating the dog’s Mac and cheese ice cream*
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dopeshow.bsky.social
captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 1d
Wait. I thought Antifa made maple syrup!
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shadowham.bsky.social
Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 1d
i’m one mental breakdown away from getting a free sandwich
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winemummy.bsky.social
WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 1d
Hot mom fall.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 1d
It finally feels like fall.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d
“It’s not a competition”

- losers
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · May 17
My son came in and said, "I'm not saying it's humid out, but I just saw 5 old men in towels sitting on a bench in the cul de sac".
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