S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
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I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. From the river to the sea Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème (patissière) 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
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havishaf.bsky.social
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
havishaf.bsky.social
T'as vu ça!! Vraiment...
havishaf.bsky.social
What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?
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treydayway.bsky.social
It's too funky out there for deodorant to be this expensive
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socialistboat.dad
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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los-los.bsky.social
bsky feature that tells drivers when on an on ramp to speed the fuck up cuz you’re about to get on a freeway
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girlawhirl.bsky.social
A hallucination draped in gold chains & chest hair is a New Jersey.
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trickykat.bsky.social
not gonna post good until the rest of you do the fucking same
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
Often random people approach me to ask why I make up stories about random people approaching me
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xinicit.bsky.social
[Supervillain’s Plan]

1. Kidnap geologists
2. Sacrifice geologists to create new island next to Manhattan
3. Name island Newer Jersey
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
before you partake in the bluesky exodus, remember what father flannigan said: mastodon causes blindness.
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twosense.bsky.social
The mosquito buzzing around my head got annoyed with me and left.
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
It’s not a free country until I can order hookers & blow on DoorDash
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daddyjew.bsky.social
*currently drunk enough to consider eating the dog’s Mac and cheese ice cream*
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dopeshow.bsky.social
Wait. I thought Antifa made maple syrup!
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shadowham.bsky.social
i’m one mental breakdown away from getting a free sandwich
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winemummy.bsky.social
It finally feels like fall.
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
“It’s not a competition”

- losers
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aikiwomannc.bsky.social
My son came in and said, "I'm not saying it's humid out, but I just saw 5 old men in towels sitting on a bench in the cul de sac".