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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺

@hormonella.bsky.social

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My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · Jun 22

Much like the current administration, I have no idea what I’m going to fuck up today.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 13h

One more time but with less feeling.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 4h

why bother setting an alarm when you can wake to the sound of your dog sucking his junk

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

My superpower is letting my sarcasm make me look like an idiot.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 23h

If, by false idols, you mean espresso machines then, yes, I worship false idols.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 1d

that one time

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d

Trump’s not targeting political violence. He’s inciting political violence against his political opposition.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 1d

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 1d

[ scrubs dog barf out of carpet ]

[ checks for abs ]

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Jul 2

Ladies, I’m not usually one to give advice, but he’s not an asshole when he drinks. He’s an asshole. He just can’t hide it when he drinks.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 3d

Following me improves your credit score.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 3d

How about they award him the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously?

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 4d

I’ll just migrate from my chair to my bed. That’s enough platform hopping for today.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 16d

kash patel eats grape nuts rectally and enjoys them

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 4d

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 5d

Who titled it “Godzilla: King of the Monsters” and not “How I Met Your Mothra”? I’d like a word…

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t you just hate waking up and having to check if maybe your country declared war on anyone overnight?

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 6d

"Extra virgin," the bottle says.

Allegedly!

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 6d

i think Taylor Swift needs to send her troops to Texas

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 6d

No need to cut in front of me in traffic and hit your brakes to let me know you’re an asshole.

I already saw your Trump bumper sticker.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 6d

I am grilling two filets right now!

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 6d

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 7d

Dahmer 3:16

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