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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Nov 13

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1d

Constipation is a very real problem, I shit you naught.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

Due to inflation I'll still be buying myself a little treat.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Mar 27

is it bc you have to pee, it’s bc you have to pee isn’t it

here’s why you keep waking up to pee in the middle of the night

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

Man I can’t process any of this bullshit and now you want me to wear pants?

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 5d

i'm too jaded and irritable to start all over again on yet another platform so if this place implodes i'll simply join floyd on the balcony and while he growls at passing dogs i'll yell out what would have been random shitposts at their owners

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 5h

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2d

Soft secession sounds like me a minute after sex.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14h

😂

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 3d

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

You mean they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan instead of Trump? Norway!!!

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 6d

People come into your life for a reason, and sometimes that reason is very stupid.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 1d

I don't give a fuck I'll repost something with a typo in it. I'm a fucking rebel.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18h

😬 jackie!

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

some say it’s art, some say it’s not

Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

Freaky Friday Threequel: Me and someone else who doesn't give a fuck at work swap bodies. Nothing changes. No lesson learned.

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 7d

babygirl, don't make me get out the meme

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · 2d

My wife and I were once very happy. In fact we both probably smiled pretty much every day right up until the day we met.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 20d

I'm pretty sure this guy in Aisle 29, who told his wife he's, "sick of her mouth," and, "fuck fixing that shed," will be available within 1 to 3 working days if it's time to change out your husband.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d

when you go to a mutuals page to catch up on their new posts but get distracted by the reposts on their page and jump to another mutuals page via the first mutual then another and another then you realise you forgot to check the first mutuals new posts so you go back and the cycle starts again

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d

hahaha but IM ALREADY NOT LIKING IT THERE I DON’T WANNA GO BACK THERE waaaah 😢

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d

haha thanks. im following you cuz I just saw your post. haven’t been on there for over a year or more ayyyy

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

You're beautiful when you're angry at that other guy.

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