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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 20h

The way water tastes “different” after you’ve given your water bottle a good soak-n-scrub. Yikes.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21h

doctor: so basically, just listen to your body and you'll be alright

my body: chips chips chips chips chips chips

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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 2d

BIG and incredibly detailed Revenge stickerpack with 77 cute little stickers.
You can hoist your little flags and decorate the ship as you wish! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

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ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 1d

can someone please just run this as an ad?

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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 1d

Best place to do Xmas shopping for nephews-in-law: op shop!
Truly the easiest place for hoodies, shirts and jackets.
The bit where you have to sit on the couch in the middle of the shop and google all the logos and companies to make sure none of them are horrific I could do without, but needs must.

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It's Halloween. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3d

For personal reasons, I have taken leave of my senses

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2d

I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re sand

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 3d

each word gets at most 2 pronunciations. figure ur shit out, slough.

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 3d

the fact that “slough” can be pronounced 3 different ways and all be correct is fucking bullshit

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3d

i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable

A young child is pictured next to bold text that reads, "Right now, the need for blood is rising." The name "Sophie" and the phrase "blood recipient" are also visible.

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The Terry Pratchett Estate @terrypratchett.bsky.social · 3d

Are you a UK or Ireland-based designer looking to get started in the industry? Penguin UK has launched its cover design awards and this year, the focus is fantasy – and one of the two titles is Terry Pratchett's Night Watch. More details:
terrypratchett.com/news/calling...

Calling all designers! Create your own version of a classic Discworld cover... | Terry Pratchett

Penguin UK has launched its annual cover design award contest where all UK and Ireland-based designers can submit their own designs for two classic Penguin titles. This year’s focus is fantasy and the...

terrypratchett.com

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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 3d

I found out from my local autistic group that there can sometimes be a Lead Autistic appointed within a group for particular tasks because of their skills and/or knowings; once task is complete they once again become just a mild-mannered person who knows a lot about <special interest>.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience

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Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 5d

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it"

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Victoria Duncan @victoriaduncan.bsky.social · 3d

I love when you ask an autistic person for something and they're like STAND BY and you know you're about to get the absolute best resources available.

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Rory, new face who dis? @zealousagain.bsky.social · 3d

When Bryan Johnson dies in the “threescore and ten” plus/minus standard deviations and it turns out he just had a horrible fuckin life obsessing over immortality for nothing I am gonna be so happy.

Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 4d

Roses are red,
AI is inaccurate,

A screenshot of Bryan Johnson, the insane and stupid billionaire who looks like a desiccated corpse but thinks he's making himself look younger, saying "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate" on Nazi Twitter

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 3d

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

Twitter conversation:
kthorjensen: Didn't know that Matt Gaetz's fiancee is VR soy-pepe Palmer Luckey's sister. I guess pedophiles really do stick together
palmerluckey: Is there a reason you think I am a pedophile, or are you just an idiot?
kthorjensen: Just playing the odds

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 3d

God, I love how every up close HD photo of the shuttles in orbit reveal their exteriors to be ragged messes patched over and over again by human hands.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 7d

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

Sky News @news.sky.com · 8d

Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver

A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.

news.sky.com

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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 3d

This person is one hundred percent correct and it’s scary af. We will never “media literacy” our way out of this as a society. We are about to reap the whirlwind when it comes to misinformation, disinformation, and informational warfare.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 4d

The miracle of Effin' Birds is that I had to submit all the comics for the 2025 calendar by June 2023, so I wrote this joke somewhere between late 2022 and early 2023.

I remain a shitty Nostradamus.

(Get your 2026 calendars right now at eatf.art)

Evan 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @evan-of-ohio.bsky.social · 4d

We are indeed witnessing historically significant horseshit, @effinbirds.com

A calendar page for Wednesday, October 22,2025. A drawing of a bird on the right side and on the left the text "at least we're witnessing historically significant horseshit"

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 4d

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allie ⚔️ mack @heyitsalliemack.bsky.social · 4d

my brain is well and truly rotted bc TELL ME why my brain jumped straight to ofmd Doug 😭

Screenshot of a post from threads:

dylaniswriting 13h

We could've had Doug out there tending to the rose garden but nooooo we can't have nice things

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Dr. Sven-Eric Jordt #TobRegSky @sejordt.bsky.social · 4d

#PedSky #MedSky #EpiSky #policysky #polisky 🧪🛟 🫁

Robert Califf @robcaliff.bsky.social · 4d

This will be a test of whether key federal agencies (USDA, HHS, etc.) can work with academic communities, especially those with strong vet, med and public health schools, and with states and counties to solve this problem.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/h...

Bird Flu Is Back

www.nytimes.com

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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 5d

SO there’s a raft of closet bullied GenX/millennials who somehow ended up cool and they will go absolutely nuts singing along to a song about carrot flowers when it plays at a bar and the best thing to do is let us have our moment while holding a sad melancholy in your confused alarm when it happens

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