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Lolephant
@lolephant.bsky.social
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Australian (very). 1. Trans Rights are Human Rights. 2. Human Rights generally also very excellent. 3. Keen on access & equity for all. 4. Massive feminist. Feministing all over the place. 5. Coffee.
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The way water tastes “different” after you’ve given your water bottle a good soak-n-scrub. Yikes.
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doctor: so basically, just listen to your body and you'll be alright

my body: chips chips chips chips chips chips
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BIG and incredibly detailed Revenge stickerpack with 77 cute little stickers.
You can hoist your little flags and decorate the ship as you wish! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
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can someone please just run this as an ad?
Best place to do Xmas shopping for nephews-in-law: op shop!
Truly the easiest place for hoodies, shirts and jackets.
The bit where you have to sit on the couch in the middle of the shop and google all the logos and companies to make sure none of them are horrific I could do without, but needs must.
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For personal reasons, I have taken leave of my senses
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I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re sand
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each word gets at most 2 pronunciations. figure ur shit out, slough.
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the fact that “slough” can be pronounced 3 different ways and all be correct is fucking bullshit
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i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
I found out from my local autistic group that there can sometimes be a Lead Autistic appointed within a group for particular tasks because of their skills and/or knowings; once task is complete they once again become just a mild-mannered person who knows a lot about <special interest>.
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Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it"
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I love when you ask an autistic person for something and they're like STAND BY and you know you're about to get the absolute best resources available.
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When Bryan Johnson dies in the “threescore and ten” plus/minus standard deviations and it turns out he just had a horrible fuckin life obsessing over immortality for nothing I am gonna be so happy.
Roses are red,
AI is inaccurate,
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had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
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God, I love how every up close HD photo of the shuttles in orbit reveal their exteriors to be ragged messes patched over and over again by human hands.
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This person is one hundred percent correct and it’s scary af. We will never “media literacy” our way out of this as a society. We are about to reap the whirlwind when it comes to misinformation, disinformation, and informational warfare.
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The miracle of Effin' Birds is that I had to submit all the comics for the 2025 calendar by June 2023, so I wrote this joke somewhere between late 2022 and early 2023.

I remain a shitty Nostradamus.

(Get your 2026 calendars right now at eatf.art)
We are indeed witnessing historically significant horseshit, @effinbirds.com
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my brain is well and truly rotted bc TELL ME why my brain jumped straight to ofmd Doug 😭
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This will be a test of whether key federal agencies (USDA, HHS, etc.) can work with academic communities, especially those with strong vet, med and public health schools, and with states and counties to solve this problem.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/h...
Bird Flu Is Back
www.nytimes.com
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SO there’s a raft of closet bullied GenX/millennials who somehow ended up cool and they will go absolutely nuts singing along to a song about carrot flowers when it plays at a bar and the best thing to do is let us have our moment while holding a sad melancholy in your confused alarm when it happens