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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸

@lorazekim.bsky.social

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Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · Feb 14

Fuck flowers. Snort coke off my ass and let’s fuck to Slayer

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 1d

That black hearted medicine that you peddle is very palatable…give me another taste

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 3d

[ scrubs dog barf out of carpet ]

[ checks for abs ]

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ˈgā-brē-əl🌜🌚🌛Moonlight @gabemoonlight.com · 2d

Imagine a house wanting to be haunted, but due to the economy, it keeps getting ghosted by potential ghosts who would do the haunting

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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 2d

doing ecstasy to own the libs

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 2d

The worst part about enlightenment is how bright it is.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 3d

You can eat the middle out of my cinnamon roll if you wanna

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 2d

My ducks certainly aren’t in a row but they’re having fun

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 3d

Your ‘truth’ is as shaky as a three-legged dog on a frozen pond

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 19d

I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 4d

Same but at 90

SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 4d

If you think that the industry that makes all its money from the sick is going to give you a shot that makes you super healthy for free then you need your head examined

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 5d

Are you there, God? It's me, Netflix.

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 13d

"Can't spell cologne without alone," I muse as my excessively applied fragrance drives everyone from the room, leaving no one to correct my spelling misapprehension.