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3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · Nov 17

On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 21h

On National Coming Out Day, know that I will always be an ally to you — no matter where you are on your journey.

I know that times may be scary, but you are seen, safe, supported, and loved here in Illinois.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17h

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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 14h

To celebrate the life of Diane Keaton I will be wearing pants for the next few months.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 14h

Hazy shade of genius

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 15h

Your chances of being Bret Easton Ellis are low but never less than zero

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20h

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 17h

RIP Diane Keaton
My favourite picture of her where everyone else is giving it their best Blue Steel & she looks like she’s just wandered in off the street looking super cool.
She was allowed to wear her own clothes & her wonderful personality shines out.
What a unique talent & human being.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17h

We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.

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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 17h

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 16h

I’m not trying to give @pbs.org ideas for raising money—but I am. I would buy women’s fit T-shirts of all my favorite childhood shows. Reading rainbow, 321 contact, square one, zoobiliee zoo. I feel like two generations will run to donate even more money for shirts with Levar Burton on them…

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 15h

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry your boyfriend thinks foreplay is a football pregame show.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 17h

Diane Keaton is one of those people for whom death did not seem an option, so you can understand why I am shook

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 17h

He wears that orange makeup to cover up that he's Powder

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 23h

More than half of ALL government shut down days in the history of America have come under just one president.

Simply put, the man is a terrible leader.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 22h

Swaddling my baby in a straitjacket

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22h

I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21h

The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call

My grandma's old black rotary phone with a long black microwave handle as the receiver

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19h

Finally just going to do the account I've always wanted, recipes for dodos where you lick various spices and sauces off of them in a slow chasing style. I suppose it could work with current escargots

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19h

*blush* I guess I am a hot sleeper

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The Red-Headed Strangler @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 18h

NO GOD TAKE WOODY INSTEAD

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 21h

Pneumonia and RSV probably. There's been whooping cough outbreaks so Tdap booster too?

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

I confess wild horses COULD drag me away. In fact it would only probably take a single very sickly one

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going to hire a detective to help me figure out who has a crush on me

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d

Weird how they say that vaccines are bad and the president is good but the president got two vaccines yesterday, I wonder how long it will take before he is forced to wear high heels or starts collecting model trains or whatever they think vaccines do besides save lives

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