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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · Aug 16

Charlie has asked me to make a new pinned post.

First, he would like to remind everyone to find what brings you joy. We all need to hold onto something that brings us joy 💜

Second, he wants you to know that he strongly believes trans rights are not a purity test but a basic requirement.

tricolor Cavalier King Charles spaniel, laying on blue couch with green pillows in the background, looking at the camera sweetly, but also like he has something important to say

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1h

thousands of tomatoes had to die for your ketchup you bastard

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Highlander Firak 🤟🚩 @firak.bsky.social · 1h

The mouth is the face's anus.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

*shoots from the hip*

*checks from the crotch*

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1h

Balls are the tits of the taint

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · Apr 8

Mount Neverest.
Because I won't make it.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2h

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t mean to sound nasty but if you’re still claiming the democrats did all they could to prevent what is happening right now then you have diarrhoea brains

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 11h

Your honor, I thought those were just vanderpump suggestions

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 4h

You're gonna have to specify if you want a time machine, a thyme machine, or a TYME machine, because they're all different things and I don't have the patience to explain why.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 4h

Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 6h

there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 7h

Dear Diary,

Today was the day I ran out of fucks to give.

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logan, hater club CEO @logan.hater.club · 22h

Aaaaand I’m back.

Transphobia? Racism? Nah, keep posting.

Say that AI data centers should be destroyed and not even specifying which ones? That’s a 24 hour timeout.

Bluesky moderation is a failure in every way

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 12h

"Look. We've been married for 12 years, it would make me really happy if you let me put my 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 in your 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦"

"I SAID NO! YOU CAN'T PUT A PS5 IN MY FORMAL SITTING ROOM"

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12h

try scrollin with a lil love and empathy in your heart, foo

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eschneider @eschneider.bsky.social · 12h

Friends. 🦄👅

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 12h

if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 16h

Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 13h

No kings includes CEOs that want to pretend that they’re decent, but really just want to keep the fascists happy

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 21h

The last symbol of a once great empire.

Wienermobile in an empty parking lot. Not alone.

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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 13h

Best Friends

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 13h

Eldritch symbol in a tree trunk

Close up view of a cross section of a recently cut tree trunk; the middle has a dark cracked shape slightly like a spider web or a complex ancient rune.

Zooming out to show the chopped up tree segment with three main trunks; symbol is at the right.

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Que Sera Sara 🐎🦋 @solfabulous.bsky.social · 1d

This is exactly what horses think will happen if they won't let you catch em 👇
Don't let your horses read this
#eqbsky
www.cbsnews.com/news/quaker-...

British army horse who ran through the streets of London gets well-deserved retirement

Quaker, a 15-year-old black horse, suffered a broken bone and serious bleeding during the incident on April 24, 2024.

www.cbsnews.com

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 5d

More things should have surprise geode-like interiors when you crack them open

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 14h

i got the taint of a bad toot in my mouth so came here to gargle some skeet, hope it works

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