banner
LightNews
runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
7.2K followers 1.1K following 47K posts
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · Apr 11
I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.

1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life My mind is my paper Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
3 16 67
runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 5h
Stubborn flu.
1 1
Reposted by James Damron
anna-molly.bsky.social
AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 5h
Does this dress make my ass look fat?
A white wedding dress with a large mauve oval Organ that happens to hide the world’s best kept secret. That’s right folks, sewn into the front of this dress is a woman’s bottom front.
6 2 17
Reposted by James Damron
twosense.bsky.social
BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 12h
My emotional support pickle just told me to stop eating my feelings
8 29 100
runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 5h
Call JG Wentworth!

877-CASHNOW!
3 5
Reposted by James Damron
klovar.cc
🐸877-Klovar NOW🐸 @klovar.cc · 5h
i have a structured settlement and i need cash now

ALL TOGETHER NOW: SAY IT WITH ME-
1 6 11
runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 5h
Not quite. On antibiotics and seeing doctor tomorrow.
1 1
Reposted by James Damron
invisihole.bsky.social
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 11h
If you ask your killer "is it cake?!!" will lighten the mood and add some whimsy to your murder.
6 31 140
runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h
Lack of coffee?
2 2
Reposted by James Damron
violetmusing.bsky.social
👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 6h
I think a bagel made me crabby.
What else could it be?
a woman is holding a piece of food and says this isn 't a bagel
Alt: a woman is holding a piece of food and says this isn 't a bagel
media.tenor.com
3 4 14
runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h
Preparation H
Reposted by James Damron
anna-molly.bsky.social
AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6h
Mash up bands:

Flaming Hole
jakevig.bsky.social
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13h
Mash up bands:

Van Fighters
jakevig.bsky.social
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13h
Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates
3 3 18
Reposted by James Damron
apexamigo.bsky.social
𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 6h
me, worried: whats that sound??

friend, concerned: what sound??

me: 🍑💨 PPRRBBT

friend: gross

me, terrified: whats that smell???
2 14
Reposted by James Damron
daisy91.bsky.social
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 12h
Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
25 30 120
Reposted by James Damron
beaveinflow.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 6h
If a man is not willing to burn down an entire world for me, I don’t want it.
4 17 67
Reposted by James Damron
amandabf.bsky.social
Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 6h
Dogs when they did something wrong: guilty meme Cats when the did something wrong: Samuel L. Jackson staring daggers into your soul
1 20 86
runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6h
Weekend plans...
1 2
Reposted by James Damron
thesociophi.bsky.social
TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 10h
Mash up bands:

Barenaked Boys
jakevig.bsky.social
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13h
Mash up bands:

Van Fighters
jakevig.bsky.social
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13h
Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates
4 2 13
Reposted by James Damron
msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 21h
practicing quiet queefing so i don’t disrupt this christening
10 28 170
Reposted by James Damron
shadowham.bsky.social
Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 7h
using the dark arts to make it rain country gravy
1 6 18
Reposted by James Damron
dumbbeezie.bsky.social
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 9h
Sorry I was rude, I didn’t want to be invited again
7 25 110
Reposted by James Damron
lscrapl.bsky.social
gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11h
doing what in your where now?
4 6 15
Reposted by James Damron
trickykat.bsky.social
trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · Feb 25
T-shirt cannon but firing espresso shots at the morning tube station zombie horde
1 25 68
Reposted by James Damron
alldolledup44.bsky.social
Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 7h
I’ve had just enough wine to tell you how I really feel.
12 13 78
Reposted by James Damron
amandabf.bsky.social
Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 7h
Quote skeet this post with someone you wish was still alive
Carrie Fisher
2 3 24
Reposted by James Damron
queenofmars.space
holly le fantôme 🏳️‍⚧️🐈‍⬛👻💀🦇🎃 @queenofmars.space · 7h
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato sandwich
potshopboy.bsky.social
Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 8h
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Let's Get Boba Tea
waltzingrhino.bsky.social
Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 8h
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Librarian Gentlemen Bolero Twirlers
1 1 3