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never seen a better clapback to "just playing devil's advocate," this made me screech
rather than play advocate, go meet your client in person to be sure you understand their concerns
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
never seen a better clapback to "just playing devil's advocate," this made me screech
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Pokémon GO team removes PokéStop that appeared on Epstein Island
gonintendo.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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An entirely reasonable question prompted by a show that has never once explained where anyone came from or why they’re still here.
#cookiemonster #drwho #elmo #grover #oscar #sesamestreet #snuffleupagus #timelord #vampire #OddNews
#cookiemonster #drwho #elmo #grover #oscar #sesamestreet #snuffleupagus #timelord #vampire #OddNews
If Oscar the Grouch Is a Time Lord, Then What Is the Rest of Sesame Street?
An entirely reasonable question prompted by a show that has never once explained where anyone came from or why they’re still here.
oddnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
An entirely reasonable question prompted by a show that has never once explained where anyone came from or why they’re still here.
#cookiemonster #drwho #elmo #grover #oscar #sesamestreet #snuffleupagus #timelord #vampire #OddNews
#cookiemonster #drwho #elmo #grover #oscar #sesamestreet #snuffleupagus #timelord #vampire #OddNews
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My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
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Hurriedly retitling my script about the Defenestration of Prague to “Yeeted Rivalry”
February 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Hurriedly retitling my script about the Defenestration of Prague to “Yeeted Rivalry”
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I left Substack over 2 yrs ago, when this FIRST CAME OUT and have been on a nonprofit (Ghost) since.
So join me! For ancient prophetic wisdom, healing, & essential organizing tools for this moment—
Sign up for free or MORE, & support this work—
Help keep it sustainable—
And fuck enabling Nazis
So join me! For ancient prophetic wisdom, healing, & essential organizing tools for this moment—
Sign up for free or MORE, & support this work—
Help keep it sustainable—
And fuck enabling Nazis
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I left Substack over 2 yrs ago, when this FIRST CAME OUT and have been on a nonprofit (Ghost) since.
So join me! For ancient prophetic wisdom, healing, & essential organizing tools for this moment—
Sign up for free or MORE, & support this work—
Help keep it sustainable—
And fuck enabling Nazis
So join me! For ancient prophetic wisdom, healing, & essential organizing tools for this moment—
Sign up for free or MORE, & support this work—
Help keep it sustainable—
And fuck enabling Nazis
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On my blog, I posted the speech I gave at WisCon last year, because I've been thinking a lot about that story about the guy throwing starfish back in the water.
naomikritzer.com/2026/02/07/m...
naomikritzer.com/2026/02/07/m...
My 2025 WisCon Guest off Honor Speech
Last year I was a Guest of Honor at WisCon, a science fiction convention that’s historically been held in Madison, Wisconsin but last year was held as an online con. One of the things you do …
naomikritzer.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
On my blog, I posted the speech I gave at WisCon last year, because I've been thinking a lot about that story about the guy throwing starfish back in the water.
naomikritzer.com/2026/02/07/m...
naomikritzer.com/2026/02/07/m...
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.
I am suspicious of the downplaying of the significance of people making nice with Epstein. People made a similar argument in 2016: that Trump supporters weren't themselves racist but only failed to consider racism a deal breaker.
We've since learned that, yes, they were racists,
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We've since learned that, yes, they were racists,
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February 4, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I am suspicious of the downplaying of the significance of people making nice with Epstein. People made a similar argument in 2016: that Trump supporters weren't themselves racist but only failed to consider racism a deal breaker.
We've since learned that, yes, they were racists,
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We've since learned that, yes, they were racists,
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Again, this is FALSE. Administrative warrants are NOT signed by an immigration judge (or any judge at all). They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves with no external oversight whatsoever.
Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."
Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Again, this is FALSE. Administrative warrants are NOT signed by an immigration judge (or any judge at all). They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves with no external oversight whatsoever.
Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."
Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."
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Also available
June 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Also available
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Disney is saddened to hear the news regarding Scott Adams. To this day, his comic strip adorns the cubicle walls of so many of our least funny employees.
May 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Disney is saddened to hear the news regarding Scott Adams. To this day, his comic strip adorns the cubicle walls of so many of our least funny employees.
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Battlestar Galactica (Series, 2003 - 2009)
September 11, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Battlestar Galactica (Series, 2003 - 2009)
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Zootopia (2016)
April 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Zootopia (2016)
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Being racist is just a way for the richest and luckiest human ever to live to feel like a victim. And that, apparently, is the greatest luxury of all.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Being racist is just a way for the richest and luckiest human ever to live to feel like a victim. And that, apparently, is the greatest luxury of all.
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you found darth’s house??
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
you found darth’s house??
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A reader (who wished to remain anonymous for reasons of naturalization status) passed along to me their version of a Battle Hymn of Minneapolis, which I now share with you.
'Tis, as they say, a banger.
justpaste.it/battle-hymn-...
'Tis, as they say, a banger.
justpaste.it/battle-hymn-...
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
A reader (who wished to remain anonymous for reasons of naturalization status) passed along to me their version of a Battle Hymn of Minneapolis, which I now share with you.
'Tis, as they say, a banger.
justpaste.it/battle-hymn-...
'Tis, as they say, a banger.
justpaste.it/battle-hymn-...
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today
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SUPERMAN: I have super strength
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
SUPERMAN: I have super strength
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
FLASH: I have super speed
AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures
GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
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This past weekend, 3 JFREJ rabbis & 1 cantor traveled from NYC to Minneapolis with @rabbis4ceasefire.bsky.social to answer a call for clergy from around the country to come support & bear witness as the city resists a brutal federal occupation. Here’s what they've reported back:
1/5 🧵
1/5 🧵
January 27, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This past weekend, 3 JFREJ rabbis & 1 cantor traveled from NYC to Minneapolis with @rabbis4ceasefire.bsky.social to answer a call for clergy from around the country to come support & bear witness as the city resists a brutal federal occupation. Here’s what they've reported back:
1/5 🧵
1/5 🧵