AlderFish
@alderfish.bsky.social
from nowhere to now here
Boston, MA
Boston, MA
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Haven’t seen @alderfish.bsky.social on my feed all day, just reposted something about Trump being close to death and she appeared like I’d activated the Bat-Signal.
a man in a black suit is sitting in a chair and pointing at something
ALT: a man in a black suit is sitting in a chair and pointing at something
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Haven’t seen @alderfish.bsky.social on my feed all day, just reposted something about Trump being close to death and she appeared like I’d activated the Bat-Signal.
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You know... I think the Dems might finally be starting to notice all that dying he's doing and have decided they can attack. Took them long enough, etc. etc. But glad to see it all the same.
Solid lane kiffin/trump edit from
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You know... I think the Dems might finally be starting to notice all that dying he's doing and have decided they can attack. Took them long enough, etc. etc. But glad to see it all the same.
I am always saying this!
these cars get, in order
37 mpg
45 mpg
45 mpg
wish we could buy one here!
37 mpg
45 mpg
45 mpg
wish we could buy one here!
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I am always saying this!
Daily duck tariff: when you ate something you weren’t supposed to and now you have to poop (pictured 2 days ago at 6am)
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Daily duck tariff: when you ate something you weren’t supposed to and now you have to poop (pictured 2 days ago at 6am)
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If after we blow your boat up you still float, you are a witch, so we can kill you. If you drown you are not a witch.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If after we blow your boat up you still float, you are a witch, so we can kill you. If you drown you are not a witch.
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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very key. Trump doesn't care abt signalgate and he likes blowing up civilian boats. but this IG report provides a convenient trap door under Pete Hegseth. If GOPs want to be done, theyve now got a way to be done. talkingpointsmemo.com/where-things...
SignalGate Report Heads to Congress At Moment When GOP Is Feeling Not-So-Great About Our Secretary of War
Expressing Distress This week, Republicans in Congress are furrowing their brows very...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
very key. Trump doesn't care abt signalgate and he likes blowing up civilian boats. but this IG report provides a convenient trap door under Pete Hegseth. If GOPs want to be done, theyve now got a way to be done. talkingpointsmemo.com/where-things...
Oooh I love this for them!
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oooh I love this for them!
I’ve had a migraine all day did he die I could use some fun news
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’ve had a migraine all day did he die I could use some fun news
Me in the NYC dive bar, circa 2006
A raccoon goes on a drunken rampage in a closed Virginia liquor store, hitting the bottom shelf where the scotch and whisky were stored before smashing bottles and spilling alcohol everywhere before passing out on the floor.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
An employee at a Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
nbcnews.to
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Me in the NYC dive bar, circa 2006
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I'm proud of our guy. He's reliving his birthday. A tribute to his mother really.
American gets stuck in giant German vagina [sculpture], rescued by 22 baffled firefighters boingboing.net/2025/12/02/a...
American gets stuck in giant German vagina, rescued by 22 baffled firefighters
It took 22 German firefighters to rescue an American exchange student who got himself stuck leg-first inside a giant vagina sculpture.
boingboing.net
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm proud of our guy. He's reliving his birthday. A tribute to his mother really.
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A razor close finish in _this_ Tennessee district, of all places, is a God-awful night for the GOP. Don’t let anyone persuade you otherwise.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A razor close finish in _this_ Tennessee district, of all places, is a God-awful night for the GOP. Don’t let anyone persuade you otherwise.
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a bummer for the Dems but the story is less the outcome than the margin. this a deep red seat that Dems came close to capturing. storm clouds and scary music for the GOP
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
a bummer for the Dems but the story is less the outcome than the margin. this a deep red seat that Dems came close to capturing. storm clouds and scary music for the GOP
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Daily duck tariff: when someone’s in your spot
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Daily duck tariff: when someone’s in your spot
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Nashville (Davidson County)'s early vote came in, and Aftyn Behn destroyed it there 85% to 15%.
That gives Behn a 7% advantage district-wide with 14 of of the 15 counties reporting their early votes.
Now, we wait for the red shift of the Election Day votes—and see where this ends up.
That gives Behn a 7% advantage district-wide with 14 of of the 15 counties reporting their early votes.
Now, we wait for the red shift of the Election Day votes—and see where this ends up.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nashville (Davidson County)'s early vote came in, and Aftyn Behn destroyed it there 85% to 15%.
That gives Behn a 7% advantage district-wide with 14 of of the 15 counties reporting their early votes.
Now, we wait for the red shift of the Election Day votes—and see where this ends up.
That gives Behn a 7% advantage district-wide with 14 of of the 15 counties reporting their early votes.
Now, we wait for the red shift of the Election Day votes—and see where this ends up.
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I got an F on my physical because I based my health on the Bible without directly citing which part.
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I got an F on my physical because I based my health on the Bible without directly citing which part.
Watching this video whenever I need a pick me up
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Watching this video whenever I need a pick me up
@ej23.bsky.social what goes around comes around
They are talking about your mom on the news.
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@ej23.bsky.social what goes around comes around
Looking great sir!
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Looking great sir!
“Not MY illegal order following General!” Sobs Jake tapper
WAPO: “.. Officials in Congress and the Pentagon said Monday they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill two survivors of a targeted strike ..”
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“Not MY illegal order following General!” Sobs Jake tapper
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not just morally but it seems obvious politically that underbusing the admiral is a mistake.
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
not just morally but it seems obvious politically that underbusing the admiral is a mistake.
Had to deal with an immediate kid issue and either Stuart or duck took advantage of the situation to eat my chocolate chip cookie (it’s just milk chocolate which is mostly sugar so I’m more annoyed than worried) and they’re not telling which one it was.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Had to deal with an immediate kid issue and either Stuart or duck took advantage of the situation to eat my chocolate chip cookie (it’s just milk chocolate which is mostly sugar so I’m more annoyed than worried) and they’re not telling which one it was.
Let's make one thing crystal clear:
@alexjd.bsky.social is an American hero, a true professional, and has my 100% support. I stand by him and the posting decisions he has made — on the 9/2 mission and all others since.
America is fortunate to have such men posting through it.
@alexjd.bsky.social is an American hero, a true professional, and has my 100% support. I stand by him and the posting decisions he has made — on the 9/2 mission and all others since.
America is fortunate to have such men posting through it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Let's make one thing crystal clear:
@alexjd.bsky.social is an American hero, a true professional, and has my 100% support. I stand by him and the posting decisions he has made — on the 9/2 mission and all others since.
America is fortunate to have such men posting through it.
@alexjd.bsky.social is an American hero, a true professional, and has my 100% support. I stand by him and the posting decisions he has made — on the 9/2 mission and all others since.
America is fortunate to have such men posting through it.
Great picture Jar
The son-in-law of President Trump will help relay Ukraine’s counter-offer to the Russian leader in Moscow at a critical stage in negotiations ⬇️
Kushner and Witkoff to hold peace talks with Putin after Rubio sidelined
The son-in-law of President Trump will help relay Ukraine’s counter-offer to the Russian leader in Moscow at a critical stage in negotiations
www.thetimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Great picture Jar