AlderFish
@alderfish.bsky.social
from nowhere to now here
Boston, MA
Boston, MA
Alex… @alexjd.bsky.social get a screen protector
JA17 during these interviews
January 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Alex… @alexjd.bsky.social get a screen protector
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Telephone poles are allies.
An ICE vehicle appears to have crashed into a telephone pole
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Telephone poles are allies.
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Hahaha very funny sir.
What an excellent impersonation of a flag. Standing straight and stiff, unblinking. You are very clever.
Ok you can stop now sir.
That’s enough. It’s time to leave now.
What an excellent impersonation of a flag. Standing straight and stiff, unblinking. You are very clever.
Ok you can stop now sir.
That’s enough. It’s time to leave now.
Obviously this photo's a fa
*aide crosses stage*
*aide puts hand over mike*
*aide whispers in my ear*
*aide exits the stage*
Well, all righty then...
*aide crosses stage*
*aide puts hand over mike*
*aide whispers in my ear*
*aide exits the stage*
Well, all righty then...
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Hahaha very funny sir.
What an excellent impersonation of a flag. Standing straight and stiff, unblinking. You are very clever.
Ok you can stop now sir.
That’s enough. It’s time to leave now.
What an excellent impersonation of a flag. Standing straight and stiff, unblinking. You are very clever.
Ok you can stop now sir.
That’s enough. It’s time to leave now.
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Is he black and blue or white and yellow?
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Is he black and blue or white and yellow?
My kingdom for not waking up at 4am
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 AM
My kingdom for not waking up at 4am
@alexjd.bsky.social it’s time to go home now everyone’s tired of your shit
just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
@alexjd.bsky.social it’s time to go home now everyone’s tired of your shit
Guys quick that left eye is trying to plan its escape!
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Guys quick that left eye is trying to plan its escape!
There’s no forgiveness for treating a child this way.
Enforcing the law is one thing.
Terrorizing a population, using children as pawns, is another.
My heart aches for Liam Ramos and his family.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Terrorizing a population, using children as pawns, is another.
My heart aches for Liam Ramos and his family.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
ICE detains 5-year-old Minnesota boy; school leader says agents used him as ‘bait’
The Columbia Heights school district says federal agents have detained four children in their district. School officials say agents used 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos as “bait” to try and draw family m...
www.mprnews.org
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
There’s no forgiveness for treating a child this way.
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I have the practically perfect in every way Buster and Penny is shaping up to be his worthy gold star heir. Izzy, on the other hand, has learned that if she slams my laptop shut and I say goddamn you we'll go to the dog park.
January 22, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I have the practically perfect in every way Buster and Penny is shaping up to be his worthy gold star heir. Izzy, on the other hand, has learned that if she slams my laptop shut and I say goddamn you we'll go to the dog park.
Meghan is an absolute dirt level buffoon so of course she entirely missed the point of Mr. Roger’s
January 22, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Meghan is an absolute dirt level buffoon so of course she entirely missed the point of Mr. Roger’s
They still haven’t gotten over the fact I had to leave them for 4 days
January 22, 2026 at 10:05 PM
They still haven’t gotten over the fact I had to leave them for 4 days
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The Natural with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The Natural with Big Naturals
When you’re really not sure you have to pee *that* badly after all
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
When you’re really not sure you have to pee *that* badly after all
look i'm so busy with my mother these days i don't even have time to eat can someone pls tell me on a scale of 1 - dead how strokey he seems after the "mechanical difficulties" you'd be doing me a great and important service
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
look i'm so busy with my mother these days i don't even have time to eat can someone pls tell me on a scale of 1 - dead how strokey he seems after the "mechanical difficulties" you'd be doing me a great and important service
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Not willing to put your life on the line to save people, just find another job, bro.
Adrian Gonzales was one of the first police officers on scene the day of the mass shooting that killed 19 children and two teachers
Former Uvalde School Police Officer Found Not Guilty In Trial For Child Endangerment
Adrian Gonzales was one of the first police officers on scene the day of the mass shooting that killed 19 children and two teachers.
www.huffpost.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Not willing to put your life on the line to save people, just find another job, bro.
The Natural With Big Naturals
So I Married an Axe Murderer With Big Naturals
my stepmother is an alien with big naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The Natural With Big Naturals
Good Will Hunting With Big Naturals
Dances With Wolves With Big Naturals
So I Married an Axe Murderer With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Good Will Hunting With Big Naturals
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actually he had to keep talking because this guy was waiting, just off camera
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 AM
actually he had to keep talking because this guy was waiting, just off camera
Yes grandpa let’s get you to bed
This was in the middle of his two hour long, meandering, slurred press conference today.
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Yes grandpa let’s get you to bed
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I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
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Hmmm
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Hmmm
@bananapantz.bsky.social IM HERE WHAT DID I MISS
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 AM
@bananapantz.bsky.social IM HERE WHAT DID I MISS