Rose M.
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Universal Basic Income would be nice.
But what about Universal Basic Mossy Haunted Cottage By The Lake, and shelves overflowing with books, exotic teas, and curious bones collected from the forest?
But what about Universal Basic Mossy Haunted Cottage By The Lake, and shelves overflowing with books, exotic teas, and curious bones collected from the forest?
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Universal Basic Income would be nice.
But what about Universal Basic Mossy Haunted Cottage By The Lake, and shelves overflowing with books, exotic teas, and curious bones collected from the forest?
But what about Universal Basic Mossy Haunted Cottage By The Lake, and shelves overflowing with books, exotic teas, and curious bones collected from the forest?
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
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Not sure why Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t bite people more often.
February 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Not sure why Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t bite people more often.
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Need a mental health year
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Need a mental health year
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When the host of Jeopardy is out for blood, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
When the host of Jeopardy is out for blood, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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sleep 5/5 stars no notes
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
sleep 5/5 stars no notes
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when you’re mean to me today this is who you’re being mean to
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
when you’re mean to me today this is who you’re being mean to
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tripped on a root this morning as i was haunting the mists and some of the townsfolk friggin saw me fall down
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
tripped on a root this morning as i was haunting the mists and some of the townsfolk friggin saw me fall down
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the state may fail us, but we do not have to fail each other
August 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
the state may fail us, but we do not have to fail each other
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Leaving your body for science < leaving your body for the local zoo
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Leaving your body for science < leaving your body for the local zoo
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a glory hole, but for baby corn
May 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
a glory hole, but for baby corn
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In honor of World Migratory Bird Day, fuck off and fly away from all the bullshit dragging you down.
May 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
In honor of World Migratory Bird Day, fuck off and fly away from all the bullshit dragging you down.
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Drawing increasingly detailed and realistic dongs and balls every turn playing Pictionary, regardless of the clue. Tapping the page and drawing dark circles like I'm frustrated they aren't guessing something so obvious.
May 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Drawing increasingly detailed and realistic dongs and balls every turn playing Pictionary, regardless of the clue. Tapping the page and drawing dark circles like I'm frustrated they aren't guessing something so obvious.
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a burner phone full of puppy photos to give to federal agents when they ask to see my personal data
April 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
a burner phone full of puppy photos to give to federal agents when they ask to see my personal data
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Here's the thing, every cat is the most important guy in the world
May 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Here's the thing, every cat is the most important guy in the world
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You're all wheel and no hamster.
April 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
You're all wheel and no hamster.
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Don't give up on your dreams. Three years ago I was broke and living with my parents. Now I live in a tent in my uncle's backyard
March 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Don't give up on your dreams. Three years ago I was broke and living with my parents. Now I live in a tent in my uncle's backyard
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one thing i like about humans is most of us grow out of the poop everywhere phase and concentrate our pooping in designated pooping rooms
March 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
one thing i like about humans is most of us grow out of the poop everywhere phase and concentrate our pooping in designated pooping rooms
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My name is richard but my friends call me penis
March 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My name is richard but my friends call me penis
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The Transgender Mice Experiment would be a great band name.
March 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Transgender Mice Experiment would be a great band name.