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What We Do In The Shadows was such a good show
December 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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idk why the winner of a ufc fight has to talk to joe rogan they should make the loser do that
December 1, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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Its so quintessentially Democrat to be seen purchasing a book about the evil they perpetuate, after losing an election in large part because of the evil, with barely enough time left before leaving power to read it and implement any change
November 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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i'm ready to migrate over to using bluesky full-time now that they've finally copied the rate-limiting feature from twitter that i missed so much here
July 23, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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loved the realism in the new mission impossible of a programmer saying "yeah I can get this impossible thing done but only if nobody bothers me for several days"
July 16, 2023 at 1:00 PM
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July 13, 2023 at 2:26 AM
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Do not go gentle into that good night
July 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
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[ gets death tarot card ]

me: i've heard it's really not that bad

blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
July 10, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space.
July 10, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made.
July 10, 2023 at 8:36 PM
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banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
July 9, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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July 7, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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"after all...its not like they can use it again in some one else's mai tai"
July 8, 2023 at 12:33 AM
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[intently gazing out the window for my sandwich delivery guy like a widowed sailor’s wife longingly staring at the sea]
July 5, 2023 at 4:49 PM
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[first day at Domino's]

Manager: oh and one more thing: don't fuck the pizzas

Me: haha

Asst Manager: seriously, don't fuck them

Cook: dont fuck the pizzas dude

Me: I'm n-

Customer: that guy's not gonna fuck my pizza is he?

Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he wont.
July 4, 2023 at 5:20 AM
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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you, fake fan: cheering when indiana jones appears on screen

me, true stan: cheering when there’s a red line moving on a map to show how indiana jones got somewhere
July 1, 2023 at 7:19 PM