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Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises
This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises
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One of the best bits in the A Team was that Mr T hated to fly and they'd always have to drug him and knock him out.
He'd be like "I ain't getting on no plane. But I will drink this green milk"
He'd be like "I ain't getting on no plane. But I will drink this green milk"
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
One of the best bits in the A Team was that Mr T hated to fly and they'd always have to drug him and knock him out.
He'd be like "I ain't getting on no plane. But I will drink this green milk"
He'd be like "I ain't getting on no plane. But I will drink this green milk"
officially 150 episodes into One Piece
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
officially 150 episodes into One Piece
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people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
look deleting the post is obviously stopping the actual ICE raids but every single bit of pushback matters bsky.app/profile/airb...
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
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this is exactly correct 🎁 defector.com/the-chair-co...
'The Chair Company' Is A Show About How Fun It Is To Use The Computer | Defector
Throughout the first season of The Chair Company, the protagonist Ron Trosper (Tim Robinson) goes to many places that he should not. He chases unsettling men and curious leads through parking lots, di...
defector.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
this is exactly correct 🎁 defector.com/the-chair-co...
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all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
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Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
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happy for everybody’s lil year-end graphics but nobody is touching the “favorite snacks of 2025” post my uncle just dropped on FB
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
happy for everybody’s lil year-end graphics but nobody is touching the “favorite snacks of 2025” post my uncle just dropped on FB
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i highly recommend watching the 2022 silent film ‘Hundreds of Beavers’
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i highly recommend watching the 2022 silent film ‘Hundreds of Beavers’
gosh I love The Chair Company. I wish chairs were real
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
gosh I love The Chair Company. I wish chairs were real
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gotta give it up for indigo. somehow made the rainbow list one time and hasnt done shit since
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
gotta give it up for indigo. somehow made the rainbow list one time and hasnt done shit since
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Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
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CURSED OBJECT
i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
CURSED OBJECT
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Gristle has decided this chair is the only thing she cares about. she only wants to do chair and is always worried someone will take her from chair
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Gristle has decided this chair is the only thing she cares about. she only wants to do chair and is always worried someone will take her from chair
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This is an important day because it’s the day you’re still going to eat some leftovers but you’re really not sure if you’ll be ok afterwards
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is an important day because it’s the day you’re still going to eat some leftovers but you’re really not sure if you’ll be ok afterwards
Chair Company finale tonight
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Chair Company finale tonight
here is the music I listened to in November. all of these are recommended listens. titles and artists in alt text
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
here is the music I listened to in November. all of these are recommended listens. titles and artists in alt text
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I'm about 500 times more concerned with my own elderly parents being victimized by an identity theft or pig butchering scam than I am about them being mugged or burglarized and I think that's similar for most voters bsky.app/profile/todm...
I think the scams at issue are phone and email scams, phishing, identity theft etc. Most people I know are actually quite familiar with those, worry about them and wish government would do more to stop them. A promise to do something about that sort of scam might resonate with voters.
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm about 500 times more concerned with my own elderly parents being victimized by an identity theft or pig butchering scam than I am about them being mugged or burglarized and I think that's similar for most voters bsky.app/profile/todm...
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just spitballing here: a good slogan for dems in 2026 or 2028 might be BAN SCAMS
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
just spitballing here: a good slogan for dems in 2026 or 2028 might be BAN SCAMS
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My cat... might hate me...
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
My cat... might hate me...
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I am thankful for dogs
dogs are thankful for food
dogs are thankful for food
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I am thankful for dogs
dogs are thankful for food
dogs are thankful for food
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat