Benny Boy
@crushincamels.bsky.social
Establish dominance by letting mall Santa sit on your lap.
December 15, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Establish dominance by letting mall Santa sit on your lap.
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back when i was your age, all our times were precedented, and we liked it.
December 3, 2024 at 2:32 PM
back when i was your age, all our times were precedented, and we liked it.
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Can’t believe I’ve never crashed a sports car in the English countryside.
December 3, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Can’t believe I’ve never crashed a sports car in the English countryside.
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if you can't Handel the Liszt of ways I get my Rachmaninov's on my Bach, you don't deserve the Debussy.
December 3, 2024 at 5:26 PM
if you can't Handel the Liszt of ways I get my Rachmaninov's on my Bach, you don't deserve the Debussy.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re having a bad day and feeling depressed, always know that I’m here to offer my guidance & perspective & inevitably make the situation 100x worse
December 3, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re having a bad day and feeling depressed, always know that I’m here to offer my guidance & perspective & inevitably make the situation 100x worse
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Being an adult is just having a favorite spatula and being angry when it's dirty.
December 3, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Being an adult is just having a favorite spatula and being angry when it's dirty.
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People who say 'just be yourself' obviously haven't met me.
December 3, 2024 at 12:39 AM
People who say 'just be yourself' obviously haven't met me.
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I like my work boots. But their hardened soles make me sound like a femme fatale walking down a long hallway full of shadows and smoke and intrigue.
December 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I like my work boots. But their hardened soles make me sound like a femme fatale walking down a long hallway full of shadows and smoke and intrigue.
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friends, always remember that every day is a gift, even if you didn’t really want it, you didn’t ask for it, you didn’t get a gift receipt, and now you’re stuck with it until you throw it away or die 🌞
December 4, 2024 at 3:23 PM
friends, always remember that every day is a gift, even if you didn’t really want it, you didn’t ask for it, you didn’t get a gift receipt, and now you’re stuck with it until you throw it away or die 🌞
Spotify wrapped, but it’s a recap of all the porn you watched this year.
December 4, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Spotify wrapped, but it’s a recap of all the porn you watched this year.
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2014: Eat organic
2024: Eat this pill you found on the floor
2024: Eat this pill you found on the floor
December 3, 2024 at 7:51 PM
2014: Eat organic
2024: Eat this pill you found on the floor
2024: Eat this pill you found on the floor
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I don’t want to go to work tomorrow.
-Everyone daily
-Everyone daily
December 2, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I don’t want to go to work tomorrow.
-Everyone daily
-Everyone daily
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Boss: get to work
Me: whoa, I thought I was at work
Me: whoa, I thought I was at work
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Boss: get to work
Me: whoa, I thought I was at work
Me: whoa, I thought I was at work
Kickin’ it with my favorite dude.
December 3, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Kickin’ it with my favorite dude.
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It was when she called me a rural simpleton that I knew I would have to look up both those words.
December 2, 2024 at 8:22 AM
It was when she called me a rural simpleton that I knew I would have to look up both those words.
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This day in history. 1993. The space shuttle Endeavor was launched on a mission to fix the Hubble Space Telescope by turning it off and on.
December 2, 2023 at 10:41 AM
This day in history. 1993. The space shuttle Endeavor was launched on a mission to fix the Hubble Space Telescope by turning it off and on.
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Paying a hooker to find me a more attractive hooker
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Paying a hooker to find me a more attractive hooker
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*seeing a like notification* come on and reskeet it motherfucker
December 2, 2024 at 3:53 AM
*seeing a like notification* come on and reskeet it motherfucker
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the next man I deem worthy of putting his Willy in my Wonka will win a golden ticket to my chocolate factory. it's on my Charlie Bucket list.
November 26, 2024 at 8:46 AM
the next man I deem worthy of putting his Willy in my Wonka will win a golden ticket to my chocolate factory. it's on my Charlie Bucket list.
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Of course I'm a porn account...
food porn
food porn
November 30, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Of course I'm a porn account...
food porn
food porn
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I'm not ready for this week.
December 2, 2024 at 10:20 AM
I'm not ready for this week.
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You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM
You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.