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Douglas Kelso
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Legal research guy.
Transphobia as political strategy is a bust.
A drop of good news delivered by today's Tabs:

www.erininthemorning.com/p/fox-news-p...
February 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
"We don't need one perfect strategy. We need dozens of imperfect ones running at the same time."
The Blueprint That Broke a Federal Occupation
Minneapolis and the Mosaic of Effective Activism
cmarmitage.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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I deeply enjoy that National republicans started a conflict they cannot win
🚨BREAKING: Virginia Democrats just dropped a new congressional map — and it could flip FOUR more House seats blue in 2026.

If courts greenlight it, Virginia voters will decide whether the new map takes effect.
Virginia Democrats release proposed map aimed at picking up 4 congressional seats
Virginia’s congressional delegation could look a lot more blue.
www.democracydocket.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Using a jet pack while wearing a tuxedo (but no helmet) after several martinis.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Being chased by two bald men (who you mistook for a smashing pair of bristols), a bobby and a vicar on a tandem, a nun who you accidentally revealed to be wearing a corset with thong and stockings, some NHS nurses and a fat man... all while a saxophone plays a merry solo.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Life with autoimmune disease induced brain fog. Complete essay at link. substack.com/home/post/p-...
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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I absolutely burst out laughing
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Nobody made the GOP do this. The GOP fully, deliberately abused power in ways that turned the US against them. With their eyes wide open.

Nobody needs to take their scolding & shouting seriously ever again.
Former Texas Lege reporter here. A Dem hasn't held this seat since 1990. Tarrant is the safest of red suburban counties. There is no way the TX and national GOP aren't in panic mode right now.
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Americans will really use anything but the metric system (complimentary)
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Tesla’s Wile E. Coyote Moment Is Here But how long can Elon Musk keep running on air? Potentially quite a long time. buff.ly/b9ms1i6
Tesla’s Wile E. Coyote Moment Is Here
But how long can Elon Musk keep running on air? Potentially quite a long time.
buff.ly
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Here’s what I think we should do with the concentration camps. Ready?
Let every detainee out. Give all of them citizenship and reparations with no strings attached. Dismantle the facilities brick by brick. Never open another one ever again.
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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our country's political window shifting as far right as it has is due entirely to a repeated process of Republicans doing things they aren't allowed to do and Democrats responding not with sanctions but a repeated demand that Republicans knock it off, already.

it's how Roe v Wade got overturned!
Jeffries: "We believe there should be a prohibition on ICE deporting or detaining American citizens. We believe that ICE should conduct itself like every other law enforcement agency in the country. We believe ICE shouldn't run around with masks ... "
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Proud to have been one of the 9,200 people who submitted that name to the contest. Lol blockclubchicago.org/2026/01/28/a...
'Abolish ICE' Submitted 9,200 Times For Chicago Snowplow Naming Contest, Records Show
Anti-ICE sentiments made up nearly 80 percent of submissions. Voting for the top six names opens Sunday and runs through Feb. 14.
blockclubchicago.org
January 29, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Preschool building boiler is busted, it's 18 degrees out, four moms just organized two new impromptu preschools at two different houses in less than 6 hours and I am chortling anew thinking about all the far right chuds being like "WHERE DID THESE MN INSURGENTS LEARN LOGISTICS"
January 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Dear Adobe,

No, I don't need the AI to summarize. No, I don't need the AI to help me search. No, I don't need the AI to help me resize the margins. No, I don't need the AI to do anything.

What I need is to hit the print icon without your product crashing from all of the AI popups.
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Wanted

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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I’m picturing some J Jonah Jameson motherfucker all:

“People! What do I pay you for?? I need something bad on Mamdani! Anything!”

“When you say ‘anything’-“

“Literally anything!”

“We’ve got him… shoveling snow a little weird?”

“FRONT PAGE!!”
The level of cope among MAGAs is off the charts. This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Imagine calling yourself a journalist and actually signing your name to THIS headline.😅

I swear to God NYPost is trying to put @bencollins.bsky.social and The Onion out of business. 😅😅😅
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.

The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.

www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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I attempted to go to an ICE patrol training here in LA this morning and they had to turn most of us away because of capacity issues and even as I was leaving I saw a ton more folks showing up

so that’s how well their attempts to scare everyone away are going, even in the face of murder
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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History is so educational
Mussolini was captured by Anti-Fascists, shot and his body was brought back to be hung from his feet in the public square.
January 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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ICE isn’t an aberration, but the product of the militarized police state the US built at home and abroad. The shooting of an unarmed man isn’t new, just how brazenly this violence is carried out. Fight ICE, but to truly protect our communities, we must dismantle the system that made it possible.
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM