John dimatos
@dimatosj.bsky.social
Open borders, free vaccines for everyone, pistachio butter ambassador. Former / current human.
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Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
Waystar Royco
agree this would be bizarre. i imagine as with every other company on the planet there's plenty of documentation about NYT emails being corporate property. so they fired a guy for this specific cause and didn't bother check their own records for other acts of malfeasance?
This exact same reporter was ousted from the NY Times for soliciting a $30,000 donation from Epstein— and you're telling me that as an employer, the NY Times never bothered to circle back and review this person's correspondence with a convicted pedophile?
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Waystar Royco
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I'm werner herzog and this is jackass
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm werner herzog and this is jackass
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guys i figured out where the male loneliness problem is coming from
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
guys i figured out where the male loneliness problem is coming from
Less protagonist energy
more deuteragonist energy
more deuteragonist energy
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Less protagonist energy
more deuteragonist energy
more deuteragonist energy
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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they understand insurance. the entire premise of libertarian opposition to mandatory insurance is that they should not have to care about anyone else and be permitted to take risks. it's the same opposition to vaccination and taxation.
they are bad neighbors.
they are bad neighbors.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
they understand insurance. the entire premise of libertarian opposition to mandatory insurance is that they should not have to care about anyone else and be permitted to take risks. it's the same opposition to vaccination and taxation.
they are bad neighbors.
they are bad neighbors.
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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They’re going to use their expectations of Republican pick ups as proof of fraud when the gerrymanders backfire.
There were R +12-esh seats that got picked up on Tuesday. I think gerrymandering is now wildly more dangerous.
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
They’re going to use their expectations of Republican pick ups as proof of fraud when the gerrymanders backfire.
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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As I just said on discord, I am capable of greatly enjoying the chaos that MTG is about to cause to her own party on her opportunistic swan dive from this sinking ship without ever handing it to the lady who either legitimately believes in or cynically endorses the concept of Jewish Space Lasers.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As I just said on discord, I am capable of greatly enjoying the chaos that MTG is about to cause to her own party on her opportunistic swan dive from this sinking ship without ever handing it to the lady who either legitimately believes in or cynically endorses the concept of Jewish Space Lasers.
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Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
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Trump has negotiated an end to the Peloponnesian War.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Trump has negotiated an end to the Peloponnesian War.
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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feeling sorry for all the millionaires and billionaires who didn’t get to see this perfect NYC sunset because they fled the city forever today. 😞
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
feeling sorry for all the millionaires and billionaires who didn’t get to see this perfect NYC sunset because they fled the city forever today. 😞
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so what you're saying is the centrist brunchlord substack punditry's claims that Dems have to shift further right to win is complete bullshit
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
so what you're saying is the centrist brunchlord substack punditry's claims that Dems have to shift further right to win is complete bullshit
My name is ozymandias, King of Kings, look upon my work, no worries if not
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My name is ozymandias, King of Kings, look upon my work, no worries if not
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game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
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stop interviewing these demons. i don't give a shit what this loser thinks
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
stop interviewing these demons. i don't give a shit what this loser thinks
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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[Yoda voice]
Flies in the vasoline we are
Flies in the vasoline we are
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
[Yoda voice]
Flies in the vasoline we are
Flies in the vasoline we are
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JAMES HOFFMAN: [visibly grimacing] that one tastes like a completely normal cup of coffee. lets try the next one
OH. oh no. thats appallingly average
OH. oh no. thats appallingly average
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
JAMES HOFFMAN: [visibly grimacing] that one tastes like a completely normal cup of coffee. lets try the next one
OH. oh no. thats appallingly average
OH. oh no. thats appallingly average