dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
@dollypilled.bsky.social
I’m normal I promise :) yes I am a real CPA
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Made a gyaru feed that shouldn’t have a bunch of random shit in it! I will be continually curating and updating this as well. If you think you should be part of the allowed users, let me know I’ll review your account
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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joseph goebbels gives adolf hitler the really nice guy award
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
joseph goebbels gives adolf hitler the really nice guy award
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Please! My dog. She is very smol
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Please! My dog. She is very smol
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Research shows inhuman conditions at Alligator Alcatraz: overflowing toilets with fecal matter seeping into where people sleep, limited access to showers, exposure to insects, lights on 24 hours, poor quality food and water, and lack of privacy, including cameras above toilets.
New Findings Reveal Human Rights Violations at Florida’s “Alligator Alcatraz” and Krome Detention Centers
These findings confirm a deliberate system built to punish, dehumanize, and hide the suffering of people in detention.
www.amnestyusa.org
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Research shows inhuman conditions at Alligator Alcatraz: overflowing toilets with fecal matter seeping into where people sleep, limited access to showers, exposure to insects, lights on 24 hours, poor quality food and water, and lack of privacy, including cameras above toilets.
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“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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It's Frank's (America's favorite dog) 7th birthday. Thank you so much for being my best buddy!
Everyone say happy birthday to Frank!
Everyone say happy birthday to Frank!
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's Frank's (America's favorite dog) 7th birthday. Thank you so much for being my best buddy!
Everyone say happy birthday to Frank!
Everyone say happy birthday to Frank!
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it’s too bad plymouth died three corporate ownerships ago, i’d consider a Reliant Kei
President Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US despite concerns
Trump Wants Asia’s ‘Cute’ Kei Cars to be Made and Sold in US
President Donald Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US, despite concerns that they’re too small and slow to be driven safely on American roads.
bloom.bg
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
it’s too bad plymouth died three corporate ownerships ago, i’d consider a Reliant Kei
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Next he’s gonna say we should bring back slavery too 🙄
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Next he’s gonna say we should bring back slavery too 🙄
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imagining someone who is upset about the security issues with the toilet camera (with subscription) they purchased on purpose
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
imagining someone who is upset about the security issues with the toilet camera (with subscription) they purchased on purpose
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This is great news since his interview with Paris Hilton essentially killed NFTs
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is great news since his interview with Paris Hilton essentially killed NFTs
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China is so far ahead of the rest of the world that it's impossible to even imagine a project like this happening in the US.
China has planted so many trees it's changed the entire country's water distribution
Huge "regreening" efforts in China over the past few decades have activated the country's water cycle and moved water in ways that scientists are just now starting to understand.
www.livescience.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
China is so far ahead of the rest of the world that it's impossible to even imagine a project like this happening in the US.
poop dood lives
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
poop dood lives
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a lotta yall still dont get it
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
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I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love,
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love,
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my sticker books are also only $5 right now! it's very old art, so pls help me clear them out 🙏
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
my sticker books are also only $5 right now! it's very old art, so pls help me clear them out 🙏
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Me, explaining Slipknot: ...and there's this guy in a clown mask who I think just hits trash cans with a baseball bat?
Them: Is he, like, their friend who they just wanted to have in the band?
Me: No, I think the clown is in charge.
Them: Is he, like, their friend who they just wanted to have in the band?
Me: No, I think the clown is in charge.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me, explaining Slipknot: ...and there's this guy in a clown mask who I think just hits trash cans with a baseball bat?
Them: Is he, like, their friend who they just wanted to have in the band?
Me: No, I think the clown is in charge.
Them: Is he, like, their friend who they just wanted to have in the band?
Me: No, I think the clown is in charge.
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Why do we give a shit what the foot pervert has to say??
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Why do we give a shit what the foot pervert has to say??