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Joseph Martin
@eastvandigital.bsky.social
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Cats. Criterion. Discogs. Elektron. Letterboxd. PlayStation. Vinyl.

Vancouver, BC, Canada.
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stefmowords.bsky.social
succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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derbren.bsky.social
Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
October 10, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
**Snorting lines of hot chocolate and sharpening candy canes to prepare for the war on Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
eastvandigital.bsky.social
"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life...in the gall bladder!"

As soon as I heard of his passing, did a re-watch last night of "Flesh For Frankenstein", perfect campy 70's horror.

Goodbye Udo Kier!
Udo Kier and Arno Jürging in Flesh for Frankenstein (1973).
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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tammi.bsky.social
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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sarcasticmom69.bsky.social
🤣🤣💀👻
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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theonion.com
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know.
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A drawing of a grim reaper drifting in a toyota sprinter across a grid landscape in front of the outline of downtown detroit, with a big skull looking over it and a wingding in the corner with a skull and cross bones, a vertical black block down the side of it says "extreme danger!" big text at the bottom says "lilies are toxic to cats! Do not expose your pet cat to lilies it's very bad for them!"
September 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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kellalena.bsky.social
Pumpkin spice restraining order
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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cloverjag.bsky.social
Xenomorph getting his Krusty Burger and fries. #toyphoto
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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kimmalien.bsky.social
The less I know the better
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
pulling on the push door of life
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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blairloudly.bsky.social
what we really need to ban is finger guns im sick of everyone looking so cool all the time
September 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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robotwig.com
I'm really proud of myself, I've managed to hand sculpt & paint my own Trypanohyncha Ocellus aka The Eye from Alien Earth.

As usual this photo was all done practically using real miniatures, lighting &this time my own homemade figure.

#alienearth #theeye #toccellus #photography #scifi #miniatures
The Eye escapes from its container and runs across a work surface. Scifi setting BTS Raw image
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
eastvandigital.bsky.social
Played Stardew Valley today for the first time. Welcome to Hellscape Farm! I'm okay. Lots of work to do though.
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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advertence.bsky.social
I'M OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR AN ADULT BECAUSE OF MY AGE A dapper cartoon raccoon wearing a suit and holding a briefcase while standing next to a flaming trash can
August 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
People always look surprised when you throw a baby at them
August 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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nappydolemite.bsky.social
It is fucking dumb out there, Kids. Dumb as shit, I tell ya.
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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samuelhlowe.bsky.social
- Can I pet your cat?
- Sure, I’ll get the first aid kit.
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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mel.bzky.team
HEARTBREAKING: the least profound artist you know just made a great point about the indefeatable human instinct to create
tweet by discussingfilm reading Michael Bay on AI - it doesnt create it just imitates. and it will create a whole bunch of lazy people. so to all the original creators out there, have no fear
February 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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bnoahd.bsky.social
mood
the distracted boyfriend meme template. where the guy is looking back the woman in the red top where it’s labeled with various physical media types (bluray, dvd, 4k, etc.) and the girlfriend in blue is labeled with various streaming services (disney+, hulu, prime, etc.)
August 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
eastvandigital.bsky.social
While I've had this record for over 25 years, and played it regularly, it was only this year that I realized that Réno Disco was an alias of Marc Leclair, aka Akufen.
Réno Disco - Savoir Plaire
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August 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
eastvandigital.bsky.social
A short video clip of me dropping my first track at 5am for my annual sunrise set in the Fractal Forest at Shambhala Music Festival.

Thanks to Julie for the video clip, the track is by Angelo Ferreri & Pietro Over Jack "I Gotta Funky Vibe" on Rap Jack Music.
August 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM