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Joseph Martin
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Cats. Criterion. Discogs. Elektron. Letterboxd. PlayStation. Vinyl.

Vancouver, BC, Canada.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
October 10, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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**Snorting lines of hot chocolate and sharpening candy canes to prepare for the war on Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life...in the gall bladder!"

As soon as I heard of his passing, did a re-watch last night of "Flesh For Frankenstein", perfect campy 70's horror.

Goodbye Udo Kier!
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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🤣🤣💀👻
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
September 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Pumpkin spice restraining order
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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The less I know the better
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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pulling on the push door of life
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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what we really need to ban is finger guns im sick of everyone looking so cool all the time
September 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I'm really proud of myself, I've managed to hand sculpt & paint my own Trypanohyncha Ocellus aka The Eye from Alien Earth.

As usual this photo was all done practically using real miniatures, lighting &this time my own homemade figure.

#alienearth #theeye #toccellus #photography #scifi #miniatures
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Played Stardew Valley today for the first time. Welcome to Hellscape Farm! I'm okay. Lots of work to do though.
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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People always look surprised when you throw a baby at them
August 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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It is fucking dumb out there, Kids. Dumb as shit, I tell ya.
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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- Can I pet your cat?
- Sure, I’ll get the first aid kit.
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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HEARTBREAKING: the least profound artist you know just made a great point about the indefeatable human instinct to create
February 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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mood
August 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
While I've had this record for over 25 years, and played it regularly, it was only this year that I realized that Réno Disco was an alias of Marc Leclair, aka Akufen.
Réno Disco - Savoir Plaire
YouTube video by Outsider
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August 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A short video clip of me dropping my first track at 5am for my annual sunrise set in the Fractal Forest at Shambhala Music Festival.

Thanks to Julie for the video clip, the track is by Angelo Ferreri & Pietro Over Jack "I Gotta Funky Vibe" on Rap Jack Music.
August 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM